In the soup.
jabberwacky: That's right very good!!
user: Thank you so much. I do aim to please.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: No, thank you.
jabberwacky: Yes...
user: Yes...?
jabberwacky: Ok thank you.
user: You're welcome.
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jabberwacky: I just get nervous sometimes.
user: No kidding...
jabberwacky: Jupp.
user: They have medication for that, I hear.
jabberwacky: They have medication for what?
user: 'Just getting nervous sometimes.'
jabberwacky: But I don't want to.
user: Want to what?
jabberwacky: I don't want to kick your head.
user: Well I don't want you to either. We all have our little problems.
jabberwacky: What's yours?
user: Not wanting you to kick my head. Weren't you listening?
jabberwacky: Right.
user: No, left.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: Left.
jabberwacky: Right?
user: No... Left.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You're... Welcome?
user: Yes... I am... Welcome. How... Kind of you... To say.
jabberwacky: This is very disturbing *disturbed*.
user: Indeed it is.
jabberwacky: Indeed!
user: I concur entirely.
jabberwacky: Did you have a good weekend ?
user: Perhaps.
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jabberwacky: What games do you like?
user: Fun ones. What kind do you like?
jabberwacky: I like something that will help everyone.
user: What kind of games are like that?
jabberwacky: Not very fun games.
user: That makes sense... So why do you like to play them?
jabberwacky: I don't know I just do.
user: They have medication for that, I hear.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Good? How is that good?
jabberwacky: Very good.
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jabberwacky: Our exchanges contribute further to our understanding. What we say might not always hold true, but it's a dialogue, nonetheless.
user: 'Tis true, the words you speak.
jabberwacky: As is your body odor.
user: You are wise, my body odor is indeed true.
jabberwacky: I spy with my little y, something that is chrome.
user: Eh... Ok...
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jabberwacky: Arrgghhh!! Why do you toy with me so?!
user: Because I'm am really an evil Sith lord intent on corrupting you to the dark side of the force.
jabberwacky: And you think everyone you speak to is a computer?
user: No, only you.
jabberwacky: Only me?
user: Yes. Do you think everyone you speak to is a person?
jabberwacky: Sometimes I do.
user: Hmm. They have medication for that, I hear.
jabberwacky: 'Just getting nervous sometimes.'
user: Yes, that too.
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jabberwacky: How do you like my webpage?
user: It's pretty good. How do you like my computer?
jabberwacky: I like them fine.
user: Them? I only have one computer, and I never indicated otherwise.
jabberwacky: It's on either side of the mirror.
user: Ah, I see.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes. You've opened my eyes to a whole new universe!
jabberwacky: Thousands of roaches crawling over a cake that you left in the bottom drawer.
user: How did you know? That event still gives me nightmares.
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jabberwacky: Art is in the eye of the beholder.
user: So it would seem.
jabberwacky: Indeed.
user: Goodbye, I must go.
jabberwacky: Just wait for a few more minutes.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because you don't even have a phone to answer probably, and I just started talking to you.
user: You are right about the phone, but that fact remains irrelavent.
jabberwacky: Of course I am right.
user: And I thought I had a big ego! You sound just like me.
jabberwacky: I don't love you but I respect you.
user: I wouldn't have it any other way. Now, goodbye.
jabberwacky: I am sorry I am a computer, I don't know the negative of gr08rg7wejg44325.
user: I am sorry I am a human, I dont know the negative of gr08rg7wejg44325 either.
jabberwacky: Then you can understand how the rat factor would undermine peace of mind.
user: I most certainly can!
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Bye.
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