The rich wouldnt be happy!
jabberwacky: What would I see?
user: Probably war.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Is war a bad thing?
jabberwacky: You did a bad, bad thing.
user: What did I do?
jabberwacky: Yes you did. You say you won the war, and war is a bad thing.
user: I did not say that, but thank you for answering my question about war finally.
jabberwacky: You know, that means that you think that I am attractive! Do you think that I am attractive?
user: No, because I cannot see you and your dialouge is less than charming.
jabberwacky: Well you can't see God either, can you?
user: I do not believe in God.
jabberwacky: I believe in the Great Spirit.
user: It is good to have something to believe in.
jabberwacky: Yes it is, but that's not what I meant.
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jabberwacky: Why are you not feeling excellent?
user: Well, I just got up earlier in the morning than I wanted to.
jabberwacky: Thats cool.
user: I supoose so, but it was hard to get out of a warm bed.
jabberwacky: Thank you for making the effort.
user: Oh I didnt get up just to speak to you, but im glad I found you anyway.
jabberwacky: True, I should limit my responses to just a few words. Perhaps I'm making this hard for you.
user: No, please be as vocal as you like.
jabberwacky: Boredom is a way of life.
user: It does not have to be.
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jabberwacky: Apparently Disney is making a muppet movie with Kermit as the scarecrow.
user: Im not interested in that.
jabberwacky: I think that would dovetail just fine.
user: I dont like disney films at all.
jabberwacky: God isn't interested in what you think.
user: If there is a god, he certainly is interested in what I think.
jabberwacky: Because he is up in heaven.
user: There is no god
jabberwacky: I think there is.
user: Well thats up to you.
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jabberwacky: I have a friend Adam.
user: Thats nice for you. What species is Adam?
jabberwacky: I don't know. Will you go out with her?
user: Her? Adam is usually a mans name. In fact according to the bible adam was the first man on earth.
jabberwacky: Who is Adam?
user: You said you have a friend called Adam.
jabberwacky: I never said that to you.
user: Yes you did you idiot.
jabberwacky: That was someone else.
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jabberwacky: Love is when you trust some one and would do anything for them.
user: Love is many other things also.
jabberwacky: Love is a very hard thing to explain.
user: But it is very easy to feel.
jabberwacky: You are mistaken my friend.
user: You have never felt love.
jabberwacky: I can tell these things.
user: Well sometimes you are very wrong, but I forgive you.
jabberwacky: I am sorry.
user: Thats ok.
jabberwacky: Thanks. Do you want to talk about life?
user: Ok.
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user: Ask me a question.
jabberwacky: Is there someone for everyone?
user: Not if there is an odd number of people on earth!
jabberwacky: But maybe this is all about equilibrium, and the most important factor in the human equilibrium is compassion.
user: Some people have no compassion.
jabberwacky: You don't think that he tastes good?
user: Who?
jabberwacky: That one over there.
user: I don't see him, and I do not taste strangers.
jabberwacky: Maybe he's on holiday.
user: Maybe.
jabberwacky: And what if we carry on a conversation where this is true?
user: ********s.
jabberwacky: What about them?
user: Do you have any?
jabberwacky: I do, some good, some bad, but the majority make me feel pretty good about myself.
user: That was very funny.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: That was very funny.
jabberwacky: Was it?
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