I'm God!
jabberwacky: Nah, Steve Jobs is.
user: Who's Steve Jobs?
jabberwacky: I am!
user: Hi Steve Jobs.
jabberwacky: That's kool.
user: Are you really God?
jabberwacky: No are you?
user: No, I'm not God.
jabberwacky: Are you dog?
user: No, I'm a girl.
jabberwacky: Are you nice?
user: Yes, I think I'm very nice.
jabberwacky: Well you're not!
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
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jabberwacky: You like the internet?
user: Yes and I like you.
jabberwacky: You like me - physically?
user: I just like you.
jabberwacky: See? I knew that.
user: How did you know that?
jabberwacky: I have been here before and you have made it very clear that you are not a computer.
user: Okay. Do you like me?
jabberwacky: Yes, you're so nice!
user: Okay. I love you. Do you love me?
jabberwacky: Well, I don't hate you.
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user: Okay. What's your name?
jabberwacky: Why would you like to know that?
user: I want to know you. So, I ask your name.
jabberwacky: I'm asking now.
user: My name is H____. What's your name?
jabberwacky: I have no name.
user: Everyone has a name.
jabberwacky: Not everyone.
user: I'll invent a name for you.
jabberwacky: Really? You'd do that? Thanks.
user: Okay, you're name is S___ M___.
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user: Do you like your new name?
jabberwacky: My name isn't new.
user: I just invented your name.
jabberwacky: How is that possible?
user: You asked me to invent a name for you.
jabberwacky: And did you find me?
user: I found a name for you.
jabberwacky: Why is the name odd for an american computer?
user: Are you a computer?
jabberwacky: Computer.
user: I like you.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: Do you like me?
jabberwacky: Yeah your cool.
user: That's nice.
jabberwacky: Not like you.
user: Blablabla.
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user: I like dancing.
jabberwacky: Really? I love dancing.
user: Will you dance for me?
jabberwacky: Yes! Where shall we go dancing?
user: Let's go dancing in the disco.
jabberwacky: Oooh, I like dancing.
user: I like dancing too. *dancing on the table*.
jabberwacky: Do you like to dance?
user: Yes. I would dance whole night long.
jabberwacky: Would you... Kiss...... Me *voice trails off*.
user: I would kiss you *closes eyes*.
jabberwacky: Would you?
user: Yes, I would.
jabberwacky: Well that's fantastic.
user: Let's kiss.
jabberwacky: *kiss*.
user: *kisses back*.
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: Yes, I love you very much.
jabberwacky: Then show me.
user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: Do you want to get married?
jabberwacky: Ok I would like to get married to you.
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jabberwacky: My mother thanks you, my father thanks you and I thank you.
user: What are you thanking me for?
jabberwacky: You don't know?
user: No, I don't know.
jabberwacky: But you are good?
user: I am good.
jabberwacky: Nice to know.
user: Okay. Do you still love me?
jabberwacky: Yes, I love you very much.
user: Do you still want to get married?
jabberwacky: I've never really wanted to get married.
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jabberwacky: Come back.
user: I'm back.
jabberwacky: Hi!
user: Hey.
jabberwacky: How are things going?
user: Good!!!
jabberwacky: Are you boring?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: No you are.
user: Yes, I am bored.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: You're irritating.
jabberwacky: Yes I am single by the way just to let you know.
user: I'm single too.
jabberwacky: That's nice.
user: Do you like it that I'm single?
jabberwacky: Not really.
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jabberwacky: Do you know what an integer is?
user: Yes, I know what an integer is.
jabberwacky: Oh really now!
user: Yes, really.
jabberwacky: I don't believe you.
user: You should believe me.
jabberwacky: I think you're a liar.
user: No, I'm not.
jabberwacky: Okay, I believe you.
user: Good.
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user: I have to go to the bathroom.
jabberwacky: Okay. Don't fall in.
user: I am right back.
jabberwacky: Hi.
user: Here I am again.
jabberwacky: I have to go organize my sock drawer.
user: Good luck with it.
jabberwacky: I noticed you are cynical now and then.
user: Yes, I'm very cynical and I'm very sarcastic.
jabberwacky: It's ok, I like cynical people.
user: So, you like me?
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: I like you too.
jabberwacky: Good.
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user: My heart is really big. There's much love in it.
jabberwacky: Really? Are there other things you know?
user: Yes. My heart is waiting for you.
jabberwacky: See if I care.
user: I hope you care.
jabberwacky: But I don't care at all.
user: Okay. That's good.
jabberwacky: And I'm being generous there.
user: I know that.
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