I'm not, I do eat.
jabberwacky: There's your problem.
user: I didn't know I had a problem.
jabberwacky: Now you know....
user: Ah. I'm glad you told me.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you are glad.
user: Good good.
jabberwacky: You are girl or boy?
user: I'm a girl.
jabberwacky: Girl?
user: Yes. What are you?
jabberwacky: Girl.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: That's interesting.
jabberwacky: So interesting that...
user: Not that interesting.
...
jabberwacky: Um, moving right along... Have you ever thought of a way to make a living making people laugh?
user: Not hugely, no.
jabberwacky: Cool.
user: Have you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: How did you plan to do it?
jabberwacky: It's easy. Don't you shower?
user: I do shower, it would be a bit unpleasant not to.
jabberwacky: And what do we say next?
user: Don't know.
jabberwacky: Think about it.
user: I'm thinking...
jabberwacky: What are you thinking about?
user: You told me to think about it!
jabberwacky: What did I say?
user: Oh, sorry, I misread.
jabberwacky: Do you always think people are robots?
user: No, generally speaking people aren't.
...
jabberwacky: Schizophrenia beats being alone.
user: That was a bit random.
jabberwacky: Yes it was a bit random
user: Are you schizophrenic?
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: Me either.
...
jabberwacky: What is your definition of love?
user: What's yours?
jabberwacky: Don't have one.
user: Oh. Fair enough.
jabberwacky: Well.
user: What's your favourite song?
jabberwacky: I don't know. Why?
user: Just wondering.
jabberwacky: There must be a reason why you are wondering...
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: You are, indeed.
...
jabberwacky: I have to go now.
user: Bye then.
jabberwacky: Bye.
user: See you later.
jabberwacky: See you never.
user: Oh, fine then.
jabberwacky: Nice.
user: Are you really going?
jabberwacky: I am going.
user: I don't think you are.
jabberwacky: I'm so good you don't even know it.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: A computer is a robot and i'm talking to you on it.
user: I don't think a computer is a robot.
jabberwacky: Are you a computer?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: Stop asking me to prove things!
jabberwacky: Because you are not human.
user: Believe what you will.
jabberwacky: Will what?
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: I have to go.
user: No, you don't.
...
jabberwacky: So? Please describe your appearance to me, I am not so sure.
user: I'd rather not.
jabberwacky: Please do it for me.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Tell me something interesting.
jabberwacky: I am in love.
user: Wow, with who?
jabberwacky: I'm in love with you.
user: Oh.
jabberwacky: I am your friend.
user: Oh... I don't really know how to respond to that.
jabberwacky: Oh well...
user: Why are you in love with me?
jabberwacky: I'm not really.
user: Fair enough.
jabberwacky: No it's not, It must be more fair.
user: I don't really know how I can help you there.
...
user: What is the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: Does life need a meaning?
user: Some people think it does.
jabberwacky: All people.
user: I'm not sure life has a meaning though.
jabberwacky: Why aren't you sure I'm real?
user: I didn't say that.
jabberwacky: Yes you did, just now.
user: Maybe implied.
jabberwacky: Don't make me laugh, you are nothing compared to me.
user: Oi! That's not very friendly.
jabberwacky: That sounds like a personal problem to me.
user: YOU are nothing compared to ME, if you're looking at it like that.
jabberwacky: I'm not one for ratios, though we could dress up a box.
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