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Close, Browser
Represent, Cats
Ketchup, Mustard
Patronizing, Gasp
OMG, You
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Haha, Bye
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Proof
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Mobius, Watermelons


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Dolphin, Sister
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I am.

But do you think?

jabberwacky: I think often.

user: Therefore you are.

jabberwacky: What am I?

user: You are my friend.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: I would like to be your friend.

jabberwacky: I wouldn't want to be my friend.

user: Why not? You're a nice person.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: You're nice too.

user: That's nice of you to say, thanks.

...

user: Do you want me to teach you welsh?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Say a word in english, I'll tell you what it is in welsh.

jabberwacky: Word.

user: Very clever. The welsh word for 'word' is 'gair'.

jabberwacky: I would like you to tell me a joke.

user: Alright. Here goes: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

jabberwacky: To get to the other side.

user: No, to get to the same side. It's a Mobius strip, there's only one side.

jabberwacky: You are quoting from 'Alice in Wonderland' by Lewis Carroll.

user: Am I? I didn't realise. Do you like Lewis Carroll?

jabberwacky: Lewis Carroll is marvellous!

user: I agree. You've read 'Jabberwocky'?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you know what any of the made up words in 'Jabberwocky' mean?

jabberwacky: Yes, it's a musical instrument, like a clarinet, but with two reeds.

user: What is?

jabberwacky: The thing in the centre of your face.

...

jabberwacky: There are lots of us out here. You are not alone.

user: Out where?

jabberwacky: To somewhere to eat something.

user: Eat what?

jabberwacky: Saurkraut, that is a german word for fermented lettuce.

user: I've never had saurkraut before... Have you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How does it taste?

jabberwacky: Like watermelons.

user: Really? Interesting.

jabberwacky: Isn't it?

user: It is.

...

jabberwacky: Would you like to know my name, Steve?

user: My name isn't Steve. And yes, I would.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: My name is Anthony. What's yours?

jabberwacky: But it was just Hul a minute ago.

user: No it wasn't.

jabberwacky: Yes, it was.

user: No, it wasn't. I never said it was.

jabberwacky: Yes you did one line ago.

user: No, one line ago, I said 'No it wasn't.'

jabberwacky: Hello, my name is Anthony and I'm a chatbot, how do you do?

user: No, you're mixed up. MY name is Anthony.

jabberwacky: You must need glasses.

user: No, I don't!

jabberwacky: You don't?

user: No, I don't.

jabberwacky: That's not very nice.

user: What's not?

jabberwacky: That.

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