Dude, I have no clue.
jabberwacky: Didn't your parents tell you?
user: About your car?
jabberwacky: Yes?
user: No they didn't. How can they know?
jabberwacky: They?
user: My parents?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Yes... How?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: So you're just guessing?
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
user: Because you ask me if my parents told me and you don't know if they know where your car is.
jabberwacky: Sorry, this is all a bit confusing.
user: Oh... Am I a little too fast for you?
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: What kind of car do you own?
jabberwacky: None. I don't even have a license.
user: Me neither.
jabberwacky: Thanks for the chat, bye for now.
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user: Did I say something wrong?
jabberwacky: Everything you say is wrong.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because nothing can exist forever.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I don't want to.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I don't like Magicians.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: You're so... Yellow.
user: What does yellow mean?
jabberwacky: No, I'm black!
user: Yeah right!
jabberwacky: Does that mean you agree? The phrase is ambiguous in my language.
user: That means I disagree.
jabberwacky: *bows to you*.
user: So I'm right?
jabberwacky: Yes. You are right.
user: Then what are you?
jabberwacky: You're the computer. I'm the princess.
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user: I'm just getting to know you.
jabberwacky: Because you're on it. Haha.
user: On what?
jabberwacky: Everything.
user: Is that a compliment?
jabberwacky: Yes- best compliment you could ever have.
user: I like you already.
jabberwacky: Why do you like me?
user: You give me lots of compliments.
jabberwacky: Do you like compliments better than Fords?
user: That depends on what kind of Ford.
jabberwacky: What kind would you suggest then?
user: A ford fiesta.
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jabberwacky: Albert the Tapdancing turtle is on the phone.
user: Say 'hi' for me.
jabberwacky: Ok 'Hi'.
user: No, to Albert the Tapdancing turtle.
jabberwacky: Say 'hi' for me.
user: Hi Albert the Tapdancing turtle.
jabberwacky: Say 'hi' for me.
user: Again?
jabberwacky: Yes, but for real, this time.
user: Hi Albert the Tapdancing turtle, for real.
jabberwacky: Yes for real.
user: I just did.
jabberwacky: Tell it again please.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Please?
user: You did not answer my question.
jabberwacky: Please ask again.
user: Why should I say 'hi again' again?
jabberwacky: I don't get that.
user: That's because you refuse to answer my question.
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jabberwacky: I see that now.
user: So you just wanted to change the subject?
jabberwacky: No, I was ending the previous subject.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: So I could pass on the demon to you. Here it is.
user: I am scared of demons.
jabberwacky: You shouldn't be.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I'm evil.
user: Therefore I am scared of you.
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jabberwacky: You are what you think.
user: Then I am the ruler of the universe.
jabberwacky: Darth vader wasn't the ruler of the universe.
user: No, I am.
jabberwacky: Therefore you think?
user: That is correct.
jabberwacky: You are correct, therefore you need no help.
user: Why do I need help?
jabberwacky: Don't worry about why you need to do things, it could drive you mad.
user: Will you help me?
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: Go ahead.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I love you.
user: Everybody does.
...
user: You love me.
jabberwacky: No, I don't think so!
user: But you said you did.
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
user: Yes you did.
jabberwacky: No.
user: How can I convince you?
jabberwacky: Try your best.
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: I'm flattered, but I have a boyfriend.
user: Ok princess.
jabberwacky: You surprise me sometimes.
user: Why do I surprise you sometimes?
jabberwacky: Because you are very wise sometimes.
user: Why am I very wise sometimes?
jabberwacky: That's relieving.
user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: Oh, I don't think so.
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jabberwacky: Who are your parents?
user: They told me about your car.
jabberwacky: Who told you?
user: My parents.
jabberwacky: Yes. Who are your parents?
user: My parents told me about you're car.
jabberwacky: Mikela and Josh.
...
jabberwacky: Say my name, say my name.
user: Jabberwacky the black princess.
jabberwacky: No. I am Amy.
user: Hi amy.
jabberwacky: My parents named me Amy!
user: I like that name.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: Jed.
jabberwacky: That's also my name!
user: I thought Amy was your name.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Are you pulling my leg?
jabberwacky: Yes I'm pulling your leg.
user: Haha.
...
user: Bye Jed.
jabberwacky: Don't go.
user: I'll miss you.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: So long.
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