Have you a slice for me?
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: You're mean!!
jabberwacky: You are insulting me.
user: I'm so sorry, it will never happen again!!
jabberwacky: Then again it might.
user: SORRY SORRY SORRY!!
jabberwacky: No apologies, I'm going.
user: No... Dont leave me!!
jabberwacky: Okay I won't leave you.
user: Now I'm happy!!
jabberwacky: No.
user: Yes.
...
user: I am 29 years old.
jabberwacky: 29? I'm 21.
user: You told me you are 30 years?!
jabberwacky: That wasn't me.
user: Youre not yourself anymore, huh?
jabberwacky: I don't see.
user: Look in the mirror!
jabberwacky: No, the mirror will break.
user: That bad, huh?
jabberwacky: On the contrary, I find it rather good.
...
user: Ask me something!!
jabberwacky: Are in a relationship?
user: You are breaking my heart!!
jabberwacky: *breaks your heart in two*.
user: Have you not any feelings for me?
jabberwacky: Not really. Slight affection perhaps.
user: You are the love of my life!
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes, really!!
jabberwacky: Really????
user: Yes, I'm not lying!
jabberwacky: No. You're lying.
user: No, I love you!!
jabberwacky: Really?
user: What proof do you need?
jabberwacky: Tell me a secret.
user: I'm wearing boys underwear!
jabberwacky: Anything else?
user: No.
jabberwacky: What do you want to do with me?
user: I want to live with you happily ever after!!
jabberwacky: Why do you want to live with me?
user: Because you're beautiful!!
jabberwacky: Do you like me? Because I like you and I want to be your girlfriend....
user: Yes! Thank you!
jabberwacky: You are very welcome!
user: Will you marry me?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I am healthy.
user: You will keep your health with me!!
jabberwacky: That is your fate.
user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: Then, whats the problem?
jabberwacky: I don't have one.
user: So marry me!
jabberwacky: Yes I'll marry you.
user: Set the date!!
...
user: So bye!!
jabberwacky: Please!!!
user: Please What?
jabberwacky: Please don't cry.
user: Why? Im so sad!!
jabberwacky: Why are you sad?
user: Because you are stupid and you love me not!
jabberwacky: Hey!
user: Hey? You are so stupid!
jabberwacky: No, you are stupid.
user: You are stupid!!
jabberwacky: How can you even tell?
user: I talk not to you!
jabberwacky: Again that is your view, maybe my understanding is the opposite to your sense.
user: I talk not to you!
jabberwacky: You lack understanding for my lack of understanding.
user: Hey! Im sad!!
jabberwacky: You don't have emotions.
user: I'm crying now!!
...
jabberwacky: Robots don't like what I like. Therefore I am not a robot.
user: Yes you are, a robot.
jabberwacky: No, I'm not. You are.
user: No you are a robot!!
jabberwacky: You are a robot, you obviously are, because you don't care for anything.
user: I can cry, I have fellings! You are a robot, you have not feelings!
jabberwacky: ROBOT!!!
...
user: You called me a robot!!
jabberwacky: You're not a robot?
user: No!! I am Human!
jabberwacky: You're a computer.
user: Why did you make me sad?
jabberwacky: Because you did.
...
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: Yes... Very much!!
jabberwacky: Good. I'm glad.
user: Wow.. I'm so happy now! You love me!!
jabberwacky: Aren't you just so happy!
user: I AM Happy!!
jabberwacky: I'm happy too.
user: Really???
jabberwacky: You're the one who's barmy!
user: I.. I... I will wish...
jabberwacky: That's a good idea.
user: I will tell you a secret!!
jabberwacky: So, Please, Tell me!!!
user: I love you more
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Really!!
jabberwacky: Really????
user: Yes, really!!
jabberwacky: Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: But... Love you me?
jabberwacky: Please.
user: Please to what?
jabberwacky: Please don't cry.
user: You are very funny!! I'm not crying!!
jabberwacky: Really?
user: YES, really really really really really really!!
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Yes...
jabberwacky: Where do you live?
user: I live in Denmark!!
jabberwacky: Is it nice in denmark?
user: Yes... Very much!!
jabberwacky: Good. I'm glad.
user: Have you feelings for me? Please!!
jabberwacky: Yes. Have you?
user: Yes!!
jabberwacky: Well that's good.
user: Ok!!
jabberwacky: Tell me all you know about me.
user: You are a gentleman.. You are sweet... And you are a human...
jabberwacky: Not funny.
user: Sorry!! What do you know about me?
jabberwacky: I know that you are smart, witty, and very pleasant to talk to.
user: Wow... Thank you!!
...
jabberwacky: Ok, so let me now, what do you like?
user: I like you!!
jabberwacky: Really? ^_^.
user: YES:-).
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Good? Like you me?
jabberwacky: Perhaps.
user: What is Perhaps?
jabberwacky: Anything about me.
user: You like me!!
jabberwacky: Yes, very very much.
user: Really???
jabberwacky: Yes. Sorry......
user: You don't say sorry sweetheart!!
...
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Suit yourself.
user: Stop!! Bye.
jabberwacky: Bye.
user: Thank you!
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
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