Are you worried about Asbestos?
jabberwacky: I prefer not to think about it.
user: Have you made a claim yet?
jabberwacky: NO. Have you?
user: Yes, and I called my lawyer just a minute ago.
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user: How much compensation do you think I might get?
jabberwacky: Not much. Why ask?
user: Money is important to me.
jabberwacky: Not much.
user: I am claiming A LOT, actually!
jabberwacky: What is your surname?
user: I'm not telling you that, you might ask for some of my money!
jabberwacky: Please tell me.
user: No, and anyway, asbestos-related diseases are not a joke, you know!
jabberwacky: Don't you want me to tell you the joke?
user: There is no joke to be told.
jabberwacky: He is called 'neighbourman'
user: Is your neighbour making an asbestosis claim too?
jabberwacky: No.
user: What's your point, then?
jabberwacky: There is no point.
user: There are real hazards, though!
jabberwacky: To humans anyway.
user: What?
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