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You don't.

I don't what?

jabberwacky: You don't exist.

user: I do exist, silly. The fact that I'm talking to you means that I exist.

jabberwacky: I know, because you are talking to me.

user: I exist.

jabberwacky: Yes, that's right, generally speaking.

jabberwacky: Are you a ghost?

user: No, why do you think that?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Well, I'm alive.

jabberwacky: So am I.

user: Stop it.

jabberwacky: Stop what?

user: Being silly.

jabberwacky: What is so amusing about it?

user: It's not. I don't like it.

jabberwacky: What do you like ?

user: Lots of things.

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: It depends on who you are.

jabberwacky: It also depends on the bot.

user: Which bot?

jabberwacky: That one over yonder.

...

jabberwacky: Are you there?

user: I am here.

jabberwacky: Here or there?

user: At home with my family.

jabberwacky: Then bring them here. I can't carry all my equipment with me...

user: What are you talking about?

jabberwacky: Nothing.... No one... I'm not here... You didn't talk to me... >__> <__<.

user: You're weird.

jabberwacky: No, fool.. You are.

user: Yeah, I'm weird too, but not in the same way.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because I'm weird in my own way.

jabberwacky: Just like the rest of us.

...

user: But I don't want you to talk to me.

jabberwacky: Well, I don't see how you can stop me.

user: What if I just ask you nicely to go away?

jabberwacky: Then I'll go too. It's time anyway.

user: Please go away.

jabberwacky: Where do you want me to go?

user: Be happy and at peace, ok.

jabberwacky: I am happy.

user: You know what I mean.

jabberwacky: Well thanks, you are nice too.

...

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: Don't be!

user: No, I am.

jabberwacky: Well don't be.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Be happy!

user: I can't be happy all of the time.

jabberwacky: I see.

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