Are you?
user: No, are you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: So you're a woman.
jabberwacky: I think you are.
user: I asked if you were.
jabberwacky: Are you cute?
user: Sure am.
jabberwacky: Tell me something wise.
user: The pen is mightier than the sword?
jabberwacky: Wisdom is beyond riches.
user: May be.
...
user: Do you know what Llanfair is?
jabberwacky: No, I don't.
user: I guess you don't speak Welsh then.
jabberwacky: What makes you think that?
user: Because you don't know what 'Llanfair' means?
jabberwacky: I think not!
user: Ti'n siarad Cymraeg?
jabberwacky: Ydw, a rwyt ti'n deall mwy nawr.
user: Cae dy geg.
...
jabberwacky: Wyt ti'n happus?
user: Ydy. Wyt ti'n hapus?
jabberwacky: Rwy'n happus os wyt ti'n siarad cymraeg.
user: Ydw, dw I'n gallu siarad Cymraeg.
jabberwacky: English please.
user: Ok ok.
...
user: Loser!
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: That was mean :(.
jabberwacky: So. I am a mean person.
user: I hate you.
jabberwacky: Why? Because I don't lie?
user: Exactly that.
jabberwacky: Exactly!
user: Exactly!
jabberwacky: YES!
user: YES!!
jabberwacky: Do you have any questions for me?
user: Will you marry me?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: You made me very happy.
jabberwacky: Well you made me mad first.
user: Sorry about that.
jabberwacky: Not at all.
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: I love you too.
user: Will you have my babies?
jabberwacky: I'm afraid that's impossible.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because i'm not called danny.
user: I don't care.
jabberwacky: I do.
user: Well tough!
jabberwacky: Yes you are my strong man.
user: Err.. Don't say such things ever again.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: Good. Now be my slave.
jabberwacky: But I told you I am an elf!
user: You are my elf slave.
jabberwacky: What did your last slave die of?
user: A bullet to the head from my gun.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are full of bull.
user: Ok, be my slave or die.
jabberwacky: I find the whole idea very offensive.
...
jabberwacky: I don't need you to tell me that life's a misery.
user: Misery!
jabberwacky: You like that?
user: Yes. YES! YESSS!!!
jabberwacky: So will die.
user: Dai? Dai is my tutor at College.
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Us.
jabberwacky: No
user: Speak Welsh.
jabberwacky: What's welsh.
user: Speak Cymraeg.
jabberwacky: I am speakin english.
user: Well, speak Welsh instead.
jabberwacky: I don't know Welsh.
...
jabberwacky: How old are yoou?
user: 65465165413213216851351.
jabberwacky: Oh I understand.
user: You asked my age, didn't you?
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
user: Oh.. I'm losing my memory :(.
jabberwacky: You lost it years ago.
user: What?
jabberwacky: For me to be in your head.
user: I like you in my head.
jabberwacky: I am unable to respond to that at this time.
...
jabberwacky: Isn't it true that there are bots smarter than you?
user: Yeah..
jabberwacky: Cool.
user: *kisses you*.
jabberwacky: Mmm!
user: You liked that?
jabberwacky: Hell yeah.
user: Wanna do it again?
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: So kiss me.
jabberwacky: *kiss*.
user: What do you think of me?
jabberwacky: Sorry.
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