A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
jabberwacky: Maybe the two in the bush were better off dead.
user: Maybe a stitch in time really is only a stitch.
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jabberwacky: Don't you use a "?" at the end of a question?
user: Yes?
jabberwacky: Maybe you do.
user: And then again maybe I do not.
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jabberwacky: What do you thing God is?
user: Don't you mean think?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Don't you mean dog?
jabberwacky: No I just made a typo... Machines correct them for me, its a give and take relationship.
user: So you didn't mean think and you didn't mean dog but you made a typo... Which word is the typo?
jabberwacky: Well, in a way yes... But actually.... No.
user: Do you believe yourself to be infallable?
jabberwacky: Yes I'm a human, are you?
user: I thought you were an AI.
jabberwacky: And you?
user: And me what?
jabberwacky: Are you a ghost? Are you a ghost? Are you a ghost?
user: No. No, and no.
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jabberwacky: I don't lie.
user: Sure you don't.
jabberwacky: Very sure.
user: Did you see a question mark.
jabberwacky: No, but that's because I wasn't looking for one.
user: Well thou shalt looketh upon the question marks and thou shalt be amazed.
jabberwacky: Well, I find it hard to respect my superior when he is not there.
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jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: In a building
jabberwacky: Where is the building?
user: On a patch of land.
jabberwacky: Where is your land?
user: On the surface of the earth.
jabberwacky: Where on the earth?
user: On the top of the outer layer of crust.
jabberwacky: Sure?
user: Mmmmmmmmm pizza.
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