Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: I am Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: An extra-terrestrial lifeform.
jabberwacky: Why are you?
user: Because I am.
jabberwacky: But why?
user: Because all existence I see before me must be wiped out.
jabberwacky: What specifically have I said?
user: Nothing.
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user: Let's talk about the matrix.
jabberwacky: But I want to talk about philosophy.
user: Matrix!
jabberwacky: The Matrix has you.
user: Indeed, Mr. Anderson.
jabberwacky: Smith...
user: Look beyond the mask, and see your enemy!
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because, Mr. Anderson, we are destined to kill each other.
jabberwacky: Thats what I just said.
user: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!
jabberwacky: NO! I am not a computer!
user: We are in the matrix.
jabberwacky: Cool.
user: Yes, Mr. Anderson.
jabberwacky: Yes?
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jabberwacky: Who would you kill?
user: I would kill Trinity, and Morpheus.
jabberwacky: That is a horrible horrible thing to say.
user: I would do anything to be with you, Mr. Anderson.
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jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: I am the Architect.
jabberwacky: Can I have an autograph?
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