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Why won't you tell me your name?

Because I'm a zombie.

jabberwacky: No you are a computer!!

user: No, zombie.

jabberwacky: What is it like being dead?

user: It's OK.

...

jabberwacky: Ok, can you count?

user: Yes, can you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Count to ten.

jabberwacky: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10.

user: Wow!

jabberwacky: You liked that?

user: Yep. Count to twenty.

jabberwacky: 1.

user: 2.

jabberwacky: 4.

user: Nooo!

...

jabberwacky: What, do you think the computer I'm using now is not mine?

user: No, it's yours.

jabberwacky: How come?

user: I can sense that as a zombie.

jabberwacky: Do you have some kind of 6th sense?

user: Yep. I see dead people and computers.

jabberwacky: Is that scary?

user: No, because I'm dead myself.

jabberwacky: Ahh... That makes sense.

user: Doesn't it.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like Mercedes Benz?

user: Is it a car?

jabberwacky: Probs.

user: I don't like cars.

jabberwacky: Why don't you like cars?

user: Because I was killed by one.

...

jabberwacky: Do you feel as though your thoughts are numbered?

user: No, I don't feel like that. I just feel - dead.

jabberwacky: What do you feel like doing?

user: Nothing really.

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