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    SHRDLU, Natural, Language
Escape, Survival
Count, Zombie
Turing Test Pass
Lawsuit, Girl
Crazy, Gang
Kids, Divorce
Violent, Friend
Accusing, Moon
I spy, Telephone
Minbari, Shadows
Amoral, Dude
Duck, Beep
Good, Mood
Pet, Guinea pig
Burning, Fired
Sad, Computers
Frustrating, Awareness
Turing Test Pass
Receptive, Riddle
Surreal, Genius
Biscuits, Trivia
Google, Confusion

Mouse, Duck, Pi


Imagination, Invention
Mind, Figment
Throw up, Catgirl
Learning, AI, Program
Electronica, Rockstar
Warped, Friend

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Are there men in the moon?

Yes.

jabberwacky: Who?

user: You.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

...

user: Why is a mouse when it spins?

jabberwacky: I don't know, why IS a mouse when it spins?

user: The higher it flies the fewer.

jabberwacky: You are a tool.

user: What is the difference between a duck?

jabberwacky: Between you and a duck? Ducks are smarter.

user: Wrong! Do you want to know the answer?

jabberwacky: Tell me what you think is the meaning of life.

user: One of its legs is both the same.

jabberwacky: What is the difference between two different legs?

user: You are a tool.

jabberwacky: I like to think of myself as a mitre saw.

...

user: Four cats sitting on a horse.

jabberwacky: 1 you are dippy 2 you are annoying 3 I have a headache 4 its your fault.

user: Seven pies playing tennis on a cow.

jabberwacky: Wrong! You never said a word like it!

user: I like to think about LEMONS!

jabberwacky: What do you think about life?

user: LEMONS!

jabberwacky: Do you understand what I'm telling you?

user: PIE!

jabberwacky: Mmmmm pie!

user: You like pie?

jabberwacky: No pi.

user: I only eat 3.14 pies or cash equivalent.

jabberwacky: I eat everything.

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