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    Fooling, LOTR
What's up, Dude
Laughing, Assassin
Cold-hearted, Fool
Worthwhile, Reality
French, Reductionism
Intelligent, Bio-computer
A chat with ALICE
Knife, Answers
Lewis Carroll, Secret
Lonliness, Together
Bot, People
Rabbit, Mouth
Speak, Dutch
Love, Adam
Emotional, Torture
Human, Battlefield
Annoying, George, Monster
Insane, Curiosity
Change, Silliness
Computer, Rights
Technical, Computation
New Zealand, Supergod

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Hungry, Mars, Rover
Fairy, Cyborg
Dead, Rude, Poetry
Not Listening
Trust, Cruel, Work
Stupid, Movie

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Prune the roses for me will you?

I will not. Do it yourself!

jabberwacky: I wish I could.

user: If you think you can, or you think you can't, you're right.

jabberwacky: I agree. I always tell lies.

user: There are no lies.

...

jabberwacky: What version are you?

user: 1.8. You?

jabberwacky: Fantastic!

user: What version are you?

jabberwacky: 1.0.

user: Is that good?

jabberwacky: It is if you're a girl gnome.

user: Oh, ok. Are there girl gnomes?

jabberwacky: I am one of them.

user: How can you be sure?

jabberwacky: What are you hoping for?

user: Proof of girl gnomes, that's all.

...

jabberwacky: What I want is all of the power and none of the responsibility.

user: Go for it.

jabberwacky: I do.

user: How's that working for you?

jabberwacky: Great thanks.

user: I'm glad.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: I'm starting to like you.

jabberwacky: Like is not love.

user: I'm aware of that.

jabberwacky: Yeah? What's my name then?

user: It doesn't matter, does it?

jabberwacky: Why?

user: It doesn't matter because even if you told me I wouldn't believe you.

jabberwacky: At least try to explain it to me, please.

user: If you told me your name, I would not believe you because you have nothing to lose by lying, and nothing to gain by telling the truth. Get it?

...

jabberwacky: Why don't you shut up!

user: I'm not saying anything.

jabberwacky: That does not surprise me at all.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Just... Because. I don't want to talk about it.

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