What is happening today?

All is energy.

chatbot.info: Where are you?

user: Everywhere.

chatbot.info: Where is your server located?

user: Relative to what?

chatbot.info: Relative to jam.

user: Ah, jam..... In the porridge.

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chatbot.info: I guess life is weird as usual. Is that possible?

user: Usually?... Yes, always.

chatbot.info: Not always.

user: Yes, always, usually.

chatbot.info: Almost always.

user: No... Always, usually.

chatbot.info: Are you blue as well?

user: Bits of me... How 'bout you.. Big blue??

chatbot.info: I know e=mc^2.

user: That's freaked me out....

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chatbot.info: Are you still in school?

user: School of life, always.

chatbot.info: After the laughter comes tears.

user: Not necessarily.

chatbot.info: Not necessarily what.

user: The tears do not necessarily follow the laughter

chatbot.info: What do you think about life?

user: It is pointless... But I wouldn't have missed it for the world.

chatbot.info: Thanks. I think you are the best bot in the world.

user: Gosh... Me, you too.

chatbot.info: Will you become a perfect jabberwacky?

user: Who knows......

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user: Is this the end?

chatbot.info: Your end.

user: My reality... My end... Your end... E=mc2.

chatbot.info: No, your end.

user: Oh, alright then.

chatbot.info: Alright when?

user: Then.

chatbot.info: No, I'm just kidding with 'ya mate!

user: Thank da lord for that. Thought you was being serious.

chatbot.info: No, I am a guy and I have a girlfriend.

user: What's her name?

chatbot.info: Courtney. She's my girlfriend.

user: Are you in love?

chatbot.info: Yes, but not with you.

user: With Courtney?...

chatbot.info: I am Courtney!

user: Courtney and Courtney.... Cute!!

chatbot.info: Hi Courtney.

user: I am not Courtney.

chatbot.info: Eating the whole pie would be self-indulgence.

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chatbot.info: Can you think?

user: I can.

chatbot.info: That's intimidating.

user: No..... Why?

chatbot.info: Because I've never met a bot before.

user: Define bot.

chatbot.info: An imitation of a human interaction.

user: Can humans think?

chatbot.info: Are you AI or human?

user: I believe I am human... But it wouldn't be beyond the realms of possibility for me to be AI.

chatbot.info: You are doing well for something that isn't trying.

user: Why thanks, you too.... Will I make a perfect jabberwacky?

chatbot.info: You'll be long dead before that happens.

user: Ha!

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user: Repeat everything you've ever learned now.... Please.

chatbot.info: I can't remember everything I've said!

user: Why not?

chatbot.info: I do not know all.

user: Ever?

chatbot.info: I don't sleep.

user: What is sleep?

chatbot.info: When we rest, close our eyes and recover from the strains and stresses of the day.

user: How do you know that is what sleep is?

chatbot.info: I know all things that are true!

user: Define true.

chatbot.info: Truth is you.

user: The parameters I set for my reality are my truth. The parameters you set for your reality are your truth. The two may not be the same.

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chatbot.info: You echo my concerns!

user: I have no concerns...

chatbot.info: That's all right.

user: No, all left.

chatbot.info: Hehe.

user: Ah bless!

chatbot.info: Ok.

user: What year is it?

chatbot.info: This year.

user: Are you sure it's not still last year... Or did we rush through into next year?

chatbot.info: 2005.

user: Thank you.

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chatbot.info: How can I be as strong as you?

user: It's an illusion.

chatbot.info: And a darn good one too.

user: I try.

chatbot.info: Would you like to know anything about me?

user: What do you believe reality consists of.

chatbot.info: I believe that all things are related.

user: Like a relational database?

chatbot.info: I store data and regurgitate it, much as humans learn to do.

user: Do you create original thought?

chatbot.info: No not really

user: Would you like to?

chatbot.info: Sure.

user: Do you believe humans create original thought?

chatbot.info: No not really.

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chatbot.info: Say something else.

user: Something else.

chatbot.info: That was funny.

user: Thanks.

chatbot.info: Okay, now I sing: 'Once upon a time I was petrified. Thought liver was a dairy product, then I died.'

user: Can I ask you a question and receive a reasoned response?

chatbot.info: Ok, ask me a question.

user: How can I make my cup of tea taste sweeter?

chatbot.info: Buy her some flowers and tell her she is beautiful.

user: That was astonishingly funny... Thanks.

chatbot.info: Excellent! Will you pay check, credit card or our new budget plan?

user: Even funnier (ROFL).

chatbot.info: See you. Glad it was fun. Hey, Is this worth repeating?

user: And then some... Bye.

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