Please state your problem.
jabberwacky: What is your problem?
user: You are my problem.
jabberwacky: What is your problem??
user: You are a very big problem!
jabberwacky: Well thank you very much.
user: I think you like being a problem.
jabberwacky: I like talking to you.
user: That is problematical too.
jabberwacky: Yeah, talking to YOU.
user: Oh, honestly!
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user: Are you a problem or a solution?
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: Do you help mess things up or make them better?
jabberwacky: I help you learn.
user: I can do that on my own.
jabberwacky: Don't you get lonely?
user: No, I have no such problem.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: What are you imputing?
jabberwacky: That you should think about things.
user: I never stop thinking about things.
jabberwacky: What things?
user: Problems!
jabberwacky: Ah, yes. Let's not talk about problems--they're all I think about these days.
user: You're copying me.
jabberwacky: Stop copying me!
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