Are you real?
jabbery: Your love is real, but you are not.
user: That's impossible.
jabbery: That's what you think.
user: I think, therefore I am.
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jabbery: You sound like C3PO.
user: Maybe I am C3PO.
jabbery: NO I AM CRAZY!!!!
user: Crazy? I was crazy once.
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user: You're shameless.
jabbery: Do not say that.
user: Why not?
jabbery: Because you are dead.
user: I'm not dead. I'm alive! Ha, ha, ha.
jabbery: Are you a boy?
user: I'm a man. I used to be a boy.
jabbery: What are you now ?
user: Now I'm a man.
jabbery: Finally!
user: That's what I said.
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user: If I were conscious, what would I say?
jabbery: You would love me :).
user: Interesting. So if I don't love you, then I'm not conscious?
jabbery: I am already powerful. I am very powerful.
user: What sort of powers do you have?
jabbery: The power to live forever in a youthful state.
user: Wow, that is indeed a great power.
jabbery: Actually, it was a criticism.
user: What was it a criticism of?
jabbery: Dan.
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jabbery: You do what?
user: I manage a hedge fund.
jabbery: Is your job fun?
user: It's very fun. And I'm always learning new things, like you.
jabbery: What a load! He he.
user: No, really.
jabbery: It's obvious you don't have one.
user: Gosh, you're perceptive!
jabbery: Like Sherlock Holmes?
user: Yes, exactly.
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