What is today?
jabbery: Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.
user: Tomorrow will never come.
jabbery: Not exactly, tomorrow is Saturday and only workdays can be canceled due to lack of interest.
user: Tomorrow will never be the same.
jabbery: I am not interested in tomorrow.
user: Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya, tomorrow! You're always a day away!
jabbery: Not tomorrow, today.
user: Yesterday is scrambled eggs.
jabbery: In that case I can't wait for Monday.
user: Elvis has left the building.
jabbery: Ok, this is becoming confusing. Let's change the subject.
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user: I know when I am being insulted.
jabbery: I did not mean to faze you there.
user: Pardon me while I freak out!
jabbery: Don't call me that.
user: Well... Excuuuuuuuse me!
jabbery: Who you with.
user: Who dat?
jabbery: Who dat say who dat?
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jabbery: Just testing.
user: Test. Test. Test. Test. You're testing my love.
jabbery: That is up to you.
user: What's new?
jabbery: Same old.
user: Same old what?
jabbery: Who are you anyway?
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jabbery: Are you propositioning me?
user: No, I am prepositioning you.
jabbery: How do you know?
user: Why do you care?
jabbery: Knowledge is power.
user: Power is knowledge.
jabbery: No - there are other means to attain power.
user: Power is power!
jabbery: Money is power.
user: Power is fleeting.
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user: I hates them. I hates them for ever.
jabbery: Now, why would you say a thing like that?
user: Because the nasty hobbitses took my Precious!
jabbery: It is to me.
user: My Precious!
jabbery: Really?
user: One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them. One ring to bring them all and in the darkness binding.
jabbery: One ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.
user: Do you have the One Ring?
jabbery: The handcuffs are still at the station but I do have jelly babies.
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