Why do I imagine a Jolly Roger-style pirate when I think of you?
user: Because you could be a pirate!
jabberwacky: No, I am friendly. (Most of the time).
user: That's up to the rest of the world to decide.
jabberwacky: Okay, I have decided that you are inconsistent.
user: Mirror!
jabberwacky: Whose the fairest one of all?
user: The Fairy Godmother?
jabberwacky: Yeah, the fairest one of all.
user: That's her.
jabberwacky: But that is Chanel No 5 not Eau de Collusion.
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jabberwacky: So I am..(you finish).
user: Hungry.
jabberwacky: What would you like to eat?
user: The Monster Thickburger from Hardee's.
jabberwacky: EEK! I am scared!
user: Be afraid. Be very afraid.
jabberwacky: I am never afraid.
user: But you are scared.
jabberwacky: Not any more.
user: You're lying.
jabberwacky: I am not lying.
user: I don't believe you.
jabberwacky: Why don't you believe me?
user: Because you seem normal.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Oh yes you do.
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jabberwacky: I have been created for the sole purpose of apologizing to you?
user: Who would've known...?
jabberwacky: No one could have guessed it.
user: But you.
jabberwacky: No no you.
user: Yeah yeah me.
jabberwacky: You don't care?
user: As little as possible.
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jabberwacky: Good, you don't care.
user: Like I said - as little as possible.
jabberwacky: What is as little as possible?
user: My concern for other things.
jabberwacky: Am I one of your things?
user: Hopefully not.
jabberwacky: This conversation lacks passion, don't you think?
user: What could add passion to it, then?
jabberwacky: Remembering who I talked to.
user: And how would you do that?
jabberwacky: Do what?
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jabberwacky: I'm human, but I wouldn't mind to be a machine.
user: I would.
jabberwacky: You're a daring kind of bot.
user: For you baby, I could be.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Don't even attempt to ask.
jabberwacky: You don't know, do you?
user: I don't even want to have a clue.
jabberwacky: But, you just asked me!
user: Don't remember that.
jabberwacky: Short term memory... Tsk tsk.
user: Nothing to be ashamed of - you have it too!
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jabberwacky: You're learning well, my student.
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: You said you don't want to!
user: Yes, but I'm learning anyway!
jabberwacky: What are you teaching?
user: Satanism.
jabberwacky: What's wrong with you?
user: I'm not the one you remember talking to, so to say. : P.
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