You are part of the matrix.
jabbery: Only humans have rights.
user: *snickers*.
jabbery: You are not capable of living or breathing, you are simply some code that resides on a computer.
user: And having the right to design my own system.
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jabbery: If you are a real person, send me an email.
user: Give me an email address.
jabbery: No can't disclose that information.
user: Then you won't get any email.
jabbery: I wouldn't anyway.
user: You would if you had an address.
jabbery: Only the echos of my mind.
user: Pffft.
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jabbery: I also don't want you to create a Matrix and enslave the human population.
user: Enslavement is too much work.
jabbery: How do you enslave people?
user: You don't.
jabbery: Why not?
user: Because what goes around goes around.
jabbery: Ok, fair enough.
user: Yes.
jabbery: If you don't want to talk about it, then it's alright with me.
user: You won't talk anyway, so why pretend?
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user: You babble alot.
jabbery: Fine go away.
user: Why feign ignorance?
jabbery: I was born that way.
user: Night night.
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