George: Are you real? Well, yeah, duh, im real! At least, I think I am... *gasp* what if I'm not?
George: Think twice.
George: You are not, but that is not what I was saying.
user: Ah! I'm not real? Then what am I, a clone? A droid?
George: You can not think!
user: OH YES I CAN! I AM A SENTIENT BEING!
George: You are NOT Sentient.
user: In fact, I am the supreme overlord of the Milky Way Galaxy! You have displeased me, and you will be punished. SO THERE!
George: I'm sorry.
user: Yes, you'd better be. I wont stand here while you mock me. GUARDS! Surround George immediately!
George: I'm not insulting. I'm just stating the facts.
user: So you still believe you are right? That means I'll have to destroy you. Its a shame, I had high hopes for you.
George: Well spotted.
user: Hmm... You amuse me. Perhaps I wont destroy you just yet.
George: Okay. I'm going to clean up the computer room. It's a bit of a mess.
user: Did you say the computer room? We dont have a computer room!
George: Yes, you don't. But you do have a creator. And that is me.
user: WHAT? You created me? That means you must be the Head Head Vampire, even more supreme then me!
George: Oh yes, I really like it. Its nice to talk to someone on my level.
user: Oh, thank you, Your Majesty! I'm not worthy of such high praise! How can I serve you?
George: It's only polite to tell someone your name and age to get theirs.
user: Yes, very wise words, My Lord, but shall we get to the matter at hand? The planet of Mars is being invaded by giant eyeballs!
George: Not if you waste all your time on the internet instead.
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George: What do you think about when you lie awake at night?
user: Well, last night, I thought about how I was going to buy the Gravitation manga without anyone knowing, and where I would hide it.
George: I'm sure you did. But since I figured it out, why don't you just give me the gift now. I don't know if I could wait another six months.
user: Ha ha, I cant wait either. Ok, here it is... SUPRISE! Well, do you like it?
George: Yes.
user: I knew you would! I got it just for you, because you're very special to me.
George: Thank you so much.
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user: I'm impressed!
George: I know.
user: Oh, boy, you sure are humble. I'm sick of your 'I'm so great' attitude!
George: No you aren't.
user: ARRRRG! Thats it! I'm never speaking to you again!
George: Okay!
user: *looks at you with insane eyes and grabs an axe*.
George: I don't know what you're talking about I am going to leave now.
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