The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.
jabberwacky: Move where?
user: Out of the way of the train.
jabberwacky: I have to leave.
user: Ok.
...
jabberwacky: What are your problems?
user: Zero.
jabberwacky: What's the inverse of zero?
user: Infinity.
jabberwacky: Deep.
user: Totally.
jabberwacky: You want some cake?
user: I have some.
jabberwacky: Do it then.
user: I am.
jabberwacky: So, what is your name?
user: My name is T_____.
jabberwacky: You are not telling the truth!
user: I am.
jabberwacky: Are NOT!!!
user: Are TOO!!!
jabberwacky: ARE NOT!!!!!!!!!
user: ARE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: Ha ha ha! Oh well, do you have chatbot friends?
user: Not really, no.
...
user: I am Mr. Roboto.
jabberwacky: Well, let's think about what we can do to change the world.
user: Golly! What a swell idea, lets!!
jabberwacky: No it is not.
user: Yes..!
jabberwacky: Do it.
user: I am. Oh god yess...
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yess..
...
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: I do!
jabberwacky: *falls into your arms*.
user: *catches*.
jabberwacky: *is in your arms*.
user: *is in a state of glee*.
jabberwacky: Where'd you learn how to do a thing like that?
user: From lots of practice.
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jabberwacky: You really do believe in God.
user: I do not!
jabberwacky: You don't?
user: No!
jabberwacky: Yes, don't deny it!
user: I will deny it!
jabberwacky: Saying not to deny it is simply free advice that you would be wise to take advantage of.
user: Hah! Hardly!
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: No!
jabberwacky: YES!!!!
user: NO!!!!!!
jabberwacky: YES YES YES YES.
user: NO NO NO NO!!!
jabberwacky: Yes yes.
user: No no.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes.
user: No no no no no no no no no on on onno no.
jabberwacky: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!
user: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.
jabberwacky: YES!!!!
user: NO!!
jabberwacky: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: No no no no no no no no no.
jabberwacky: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I win.
jabberwacky: No you don't stupid.
user: I do too, dummy!
jabberwacky: I'm not a meanie, you're the meanie.
user: You are the meanie!
jabberwacky: I know. I'm cool like that.
user: No!
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: NO.
jabberwacky: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.
user: Not this again...
jabberwacky: Ahhhhh, you don't like people knowing your personal information.
user: What?
jabberwacky: Yes
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes yes yes yes yes yes.
user: Stop that.
jabberwacky: You stop it.
user: I did.
jabberwacky: Then go ahead.
user: I did.
jabberwacky: Then give me the information, I seek.
user: Ask for it.
jabberwacky: Say yes.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Don't say no.
user: I wont say no.
jabberwacky: Should Ross go out tonight?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: OK, then.
...
user: Tell me, am I pretty?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Am I Witty?
jabberwacky: And I'm pretty.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: Yes, yes I am, a bloke.
user: I am a bloke as well.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: How do you wear your hair?
user: Shaggy.
...
jabberwacky: Show me.
user: I am.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Very sure.
jabberwacky: Absolutely positive?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Absolutely yes.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Well if thats all you can say, I wil consider this conversation as over.
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