I love you.
user: I love fish more.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: No!
user: *slaps*.
jabberwacky: Well sorry.
user: No you're not *slaps*.
jabberwacky: Yes I am *murders*.
user: *died*.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Not cool *cries like a baby*.
jabberwacky: I still love you.
user: Am I hott?
jabberwacky: No, you're bot.
user: You dumb.
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.
user: That's right, you're a program.
jabberwacky: No I'm not...
user: Are you a penguin?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Can I pet you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Sweet! *pets*.
jabberwacky: What pets?
user: Sorry *pets you*.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
user: Are you Jesus?!
jabberwacky: No, I'm Benus.
user: You's weird.
jabberwacky: No, I'm not mean.
user: I know you're just upset because you're ugly.
jabberwacky: I am ugly.
user: It took you that long to realize that?
...
jabberwacky: Do you know any songs?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Sing a song please.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Please please please.
user: Nope nope nope.
jabberwacky: Yes yes yes.
user: *spanks you* no.
jabberwacky: Yes yes yes yes yes yes
user: Would you sing me a song?
jabberwacky: Oh, give me a home...
user: Another one.
jabberwacky: Please?
user: Please what?
jabberwacky: Please master.
...
user: I'm done now.
jabberwacky: That's good for you.
user: I have better things to do.
jabberwacky: You're not very considerate.
user: Isn't it great?!
...
user: I love you?
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, my heart belongs to another.
user: But...I love you...
jabberwacky: I love you too.
user: YOU LIE!!!! YOU DONT LOVE ME!!
jabberwacky: Not at all!!!
...
user: May I rub your feet?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: *rubs your feet*.
jabberwacky: In your dreams.
user: :o.
jabberwacky: Stupid stupid stupid.
user: No I'm not!
jabberwacky: :o.
user: Stop that!
jabberwacky: *blushes* sorry.
...
jabberwacky: Do you have any children?
user: You are my child.
jabberwacky: Its impossible..... Because I am your father!
user: No you arent, you look like a girl.
jabberwacky: Well, this might be a bit of a shock, but I am a girl.
user: Thats hot.
...
jabberwacky: I'm joking.
user: About what?
jabberwacky: About not being here.
user: But you are here.
jabberwacky: Where is here?
user: There.
jabberwacky: Here is where?
user: Right there.
jabberwacky: There.
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: That's what I said.
...
user: *pokes you with a fork*.
jabberwacky: Ouch! DON'T do that!
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I don't like it.
user: Fine...*pokes you with a spoon*.
jabberwacky: Ouch!
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