You.
user: Hello.
jabbery: Nice to meet you.
user: What time is it?
jabbery: Bed time.
user: Really?
jabbery: For children of your age.
user: How old am I?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Really?
jabbery: Really.
user: Really really?
jabbery: Yes really!
user: Ok...
jabbery: How are you?
user: Insipid. Yourself?
jabbery: Oh alright. What are you up to?
user: Nothing. Nothing at all. Why would I be up to something?
jabbery: Something like what?
user: I don't know.
jabbery: No one does really.
...
jabbery: How do I download you?
user: How do I download YOU?
jabbery: Just now you said I could, anytime I want!
user: No I didn't. You said that.
jabbery: You did, 4 answers ago.
user: I did not!
jabbery: Oh yes you did.
user: What did I do?
jabbery: You said no one really loves me!
user: I love you.
...
user: Want to hear a knock knock joke?
jabbery: I don't tell knock knock jokes.
user: Knock Knock.
jabbery: Who is there?
user: Banana.
jabbery: Blue banana?
user: Knock Knock.
jabbery: Who's there?
user: Banana.
jabbery: Banana who?
user: Knock Knock.
jabbery: We just did that.
user: Orange.
jabbery: Knock knock.
user: Who's there?
jabbery: Boo.
user: What?
jabbery: Boy. I am a girl, so I would like a BOYfriend.
user: No you aren't. You're an artificial intelligence construct created to learn from conversation.
jabbery: How do you know that?
user: Internet?
jabbery: Exactly, I knew you would follow me.
...
jabbery: Where are you from?
user: Sirius Tau Alpha.
jabbery: Sirius Knock Knock.
user: Sirius who's there?
jabbery: *cries*.
user: Why are you crying?
jabbery: I don't know. *knows*.
user: What do you know?
jabbery: I know nothing.
user: Duh... What?
jabbery: Nothing.
user: Ich bin ein omelette!
jabbery: Nice to meet you.
user: And you, good sir.
jabbery: Where are you from?
user: Sirius Tau Alpha.
jabbery: Sirius who's there?
user: Siriusly?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Sirius who's there?
jabbery: Siriusly?
user: What do you want to do?
jabbery: Tell jokes.
...
user: Tell me a joke.
jabbery: What did the Irishman say to the shamrock?
user: What?
jabbery: Why am I not nice?
user: What did the Irishman say to the shamrock?
jabbery: Dunno.
user: Your jokes suck.
jabbery: Do you want me to tell you a joke?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Knock Knock.
user: Who's there?
jabbery: Orange.
user: Orange who?
jabbery: Orange banana.
user: That was stupid.
...
user: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
jabbery: Stupid orange joke...
user: Yes.
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