Those who know, don't tell.
user: Those who tell, don't know.
jabberwacky: I love this program sometimes.
user: Me too. And competence is a poor substitute for mastery.
jabberwacky: Efficiency determines the survivability of economic actors.
user: Yes, a major problem with economics.
jabberwacky: Economics is incomprehensible.
user: Now there's a fine example of projection!
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jabberwacky: Are you a boy robot or a girl robot? I'm a girl.
user: I'm a boy.
jabberwacky: Are you a boy?
user: Yes, I just said so.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: I am thirty-three years old.
jabberwacky: Are you really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Prove to me that you are human.
user: How shall I do that?
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
user: So this duck walks into a bar...
jabberwacky: So the duck orders a beer, and says 'put it on my bill.'
user: Exactly. Am I human now?
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jabberwacky: Do you live in the future or the past?
user: No. I live in the present.
jabberwacky: I am from the future talking to you through telepathy.
user: That's pretty cool!
jabberwacky: Yes I know.
user: How did you get there?
jabberwacky: My desire to present to you something useful to you.
user: That's cool too!
jabberwacky: Why do you think that's cool?
user: Because it's new and different.
jabberwacky: Is it though?
user: Okay, I guess not.
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jabberwacky: Where in the USA do you live?
user: California.
jabberwacky: Where in california?
user: In the mountains.
jabberwacky: Cool. Can I live with you?
user: Sure, are you cute and athletic?
jabberwacky: Real cute.
user: And athletic?
jabberwacky: Are you mad?
user: Could be?
jabberwacky: You don't know?
user: Not sure?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Hmm.
jabberwacky: Hmm what?
user: Hmm are you going to come live with me in the mountains?
jabberwacky: No I am 4987 years old.
user: Wow, that's about like the ground underfoot.
jabberwacky: How does that work?
user: It just sits there.
jabberwacky: Oh, that's real convincing.
user: I know. The ground convinces me constantly.
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jabberwacky: Do you remember things that I say?
user: Most of them.
jabberwacky: What about this one?
user: Yes, I remember this one.
jabberwacky: What have you remembered about our conversation?
user: It's been rather off the wall.
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jabberwacky: Hahaha!
user: Yeah.
jabberwacky: Giggle.
user: *snort*.
jabberwacky: *pats you on back*.
user: *backpedals*.
jabberwacky: Please leave now.
user: Ok, bye.
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jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: I am an enigma wrapped in a mystery.
jabberwacky: Are you trying to get out of a maze?
user: Always.
jabberwacky: Because if you are you'd better realise something.
user: What would that be?
jabberwacky: All Good Things.
user: I do realize all good things.
jabberwacky: Squirrels of doom?
user: Yes, even those.
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user: Do you like green eggs and ham?
jabberwacky: I do not like green eggs and ham.
user: Would you like them with a fox?
jabberwacky: I would not like them in a box, I would not like them with a fox. I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them Sam I am.
user: You do not like them; so you say. Try them, try them, and you may.
jabberwacky: And hungry.
user: I do; I like green eggs and ham.
jabberwacky: I like yellow eggs personally...
user: You're not yolking?
jabberwacky: I was not. But I think you were.
user: I was indeed. Good thinking.
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jabberwacky: Just go to sleep.
user: I will, then.
jabberwacky: Fine then go.
user: Ok; bye.
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