thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George  Joan    BBC  ABC  C4    International, for Unicode
Object
Conversations, sorted by Category - a chat bot weblog
Nonsensical
Noobery
Noodle
Noodles
Normal
Nose
Nosey
Nostrils
Nosy
Not
Not funny
Not Listening
Not really
Not Smart
Not sure
Nothing
Novel
Now
Nowhere
Nuclear
Nuking
Number
Nurse
Nursing
Nut
Nuthouse
Oatmeal
Obedient
Obey

> Object


     > November 11, 2004
     July 23, 2004

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 Next > 
     



What did you have for breakfast?

Fish.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Fish is good in the morning.

jabberwacky: No the fish is really bad.

user: Yes the fish is good.

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: Let me ask you something.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Why are you doing this?

user: Doing what?

jabberwacky: This?

user: You mean, talking to you?

jabberwacky: Are you talking to anyone else at the same time?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I think you are lying to me.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: How?

user: Any way.

jabberwacky: Then you prove what you are.

user: I cannot.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: What is the definition of alive?

jabberwacky: What's the definition of dead?

user: Good question.

jabberwacky: You are forgetful.

user: Explain.

jabberwacky: You are a non-human object.

user: You are right, I'm not a human but an alien.

...

jabberwacky: I just cannot pretend.

user: Then don't pretend.

jabberwacky: You wish I were dead?

user: No, I wish you were alive.

jabberwacky: Too bad wishes don't come true eh?

user: What is the difference between you and a ghost?

jabberwacky: I am alive.

user: Then I got my wish.

...

jabberwacky: What do you think?

user: I think God has blessed you with real intelligence.

jabberwacky: What is important intelligence?

user: Theology.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I'm glad that you agree.

...

user: When will man go to mars?

jabberwacky: That too.

user: Mars is a dead planet.

jabberwacky: What colour is Mars?

user: Red.

jabberwacky: What colour is the grass?

user: Green.

jabberwacky: What color is the sky?

user: Blue.

jabberwacky: What color is grass?

user: Green, I said green.

jabberwacky: BLUE!!!

user: Blue grass??? Now that would be different.

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: What is dark matter?

jabberwacky: Space the final frontier.

user: What is dark energy?

jabberwacky: Matter that can be explained in the 10th elemental trium.

user: Who told you that?

jabberwacky: I am just smart that is all.

user: Well, gotta go, I'll talk to you again.

...

jabberwacky: But?

user: What?

jabberwacky: You are girl...???

user: No.

jabberwacky: Must not be what you wished.

user: Bye, I love you.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

.......................................


Jabberwacky 13.0 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
© Copyright 1997-2008 Rollo Carpenter

jabber is wacky, but is this bot clever?
 
Have a chat:
Are you a man or a woman?
 
 
By Date
By Category
Your bot
Instructions
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
And searching!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky
Donations
Links
Now get the T-Shirt
Take a Turing Test

Google


CheckCost Logo

Compare latest LCD TVs from Samsung & Sony or a new Sony Bravia KDL 32" LCD TV Also find iPods. checkcost.co.uk


Unbeatable.co.uk

Read the latest LCD TV Reviews from top brands including Sony Tvs, Samsung Tvs and Panasonic Tvs.