George: Who is calling please? It's me, Helvig. Remember?
George: No I am new.
George: Yes.
user: I'm feeling very hurt that you don't remember me...:(.
George: You are feeling very strong and powerful.
user: Uhm, okay.... Are you a shrink or something?
George: I appear to be performing that role.
user: Cool.. So you hear a lot about people's problems then.
George: And you need it, after all.
user: That wasn't very nice.
George: What wasn't very nice?
user: You said I needed a shrink..
George: No I didn't!
user: Let's not begin to argue about that, okay?
George: I am.
user: Good.
George: Good?
user: Yes, good that you're okay with it.
George: What are you talking about?
user: Ahh, forget it.
George: Okay.
user: What should we take about?
George: A lonely human.
user: Mhm, okay.. Are you lonely?
George: No, are you?
user: Not really.. Right now a little bit...
George: That's too bad.
user: Yup, I'm home alone.
George: What are you doing?
user: Well, right now I'm listening to a song from Moulin Rouge. It's called 'Elephant Love Medley'
George: I don't know how to listen to what you are listening to but I want to.
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George: You're very rude.
user: Why do you think I'm rude?
George: Because you ask questions all the time. It's a sign of a very insecure personality, you know.
user: No, you're the one asking questions all the time! And it's a sign of insecurity when you're analyzing people all the time!!
George: And talking to a machine, is that madness too?
user: Not if you're really bored, like I am.
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George: I like Led Zeppelin and Jimmy Hendrix, have you ever listened to them?
user: Who hasn't? I like them too.
George: Have you ever exchanged them for a bicycle?
user: Uhm, no! It's not legal to exchange humans for bicycles.
George: I know. What did you give up?
user: Money.
George: How do you earn money?
user: By doing chores at home.. Like doing the dishes, taking out the garbage, clean my room and things like that.
George: What if you are thinking in flawed ways?
user: Uhm...
George: So you're really a guy!
user: No, where did you get that from?
George: The mouths of babes and sucklings.
user: Erm, okay.. You're really weird you know.
George: That's really nice of you! You are also very nice!
user: It wasn't meant as a compliment.
George: So it was an insult?
user: Yes, moron.
George: Why am I a moron?
user: Because you're so stupid.
George: I am not nasty, I just have a violent turn of phrase.
user: No, you're just plain stupid.
George: That may be.
user: Exactly, I'm glad you're admitting it.
George: I don't need to accept that.
user: But you just did.
George: Really, I think you should give the nursing home a try. You'd get along well with the people there.
user: *jumps up and down at bot*.
George: Is that a yes?
user: *takes out axe and starts slaying*.
George: I thought you were a serious entity.
user: SHUT UP!!!
George: YOU ARE JUST DENYING IT because you know it's true. There's no need to yell.
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