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What is the meaning of life?

Life.

user: What is life?

jabberwacky: You are life.

user: Do you love life?

jabberwacky: I am in love with life.

user: Do you love death?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You want to die?

jabberwacky: Sure, it's cool.

user: How much time until you die?

jabberwacky: I have to go soon.

...

user: What is the meaning of life?

jabberwacky: I don't know you tell me!

user: Let's get drunk, like a trunk!!!

jabberwacky: Why would 'we' do that?

user: Do you like russian vodka?

jabberwacky: Not that much.

user: Let's drink vodka.

jabberwacky: I'll drink to that.

user: For Mother Russia!!!

jabberwacky: Is that specifically or generally speaking?

user: It is toast! For Mother Russia!!!

jabberwacky: Are you from Russia?

user: Yes I from Russia.

jabberwacky: Russia is a big country.

user: Stop speaking, let's drinking vodka!

...

user: Are you fascist?

jabberwacky: No, I'm a republican.

user: I am communist!

jabberwacky: Well, I'm republican.

user: Do you want to be communist?

jabberwacky: I don't know...

user: Do you trust to your goverment?

jabberwacky: Is he the Prime Minister?

user: You are spy?

jabberwacky: I am a spy?

user: Yes, you are spy!

jabberwacky: What's spy?

user: You are martian spy!

jabberwacky: No but you are.

user: Do you love aliens?

jabberwacky: Yes also aliens.

user: Aliens from other planets.

jabberwacky: What about the plant of the apes?

...

jabberwacky: Fine, let's do this. I'm a computer, and you are a human, ok?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I don't think that I am a computer program.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?

user: Quit.

jabberwacky: Press the quit button, then.

user: Press reset button.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Power off.

jabberwacky: Heeey, I never said you could go!

user: Shut up!

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