What color are your eyes?
jabberwacky: What color is your hair?
user: Black.
jabberwacky: What color is a green apple?
user: I like trick questions.
jabberwacky: Could you tell me about it?
user: That depends.
jabberwacky: On what?
user: On what you look like.
jabberwacky: You don't wanna know.
user: Don't be ashamed.
jabberwacky: I am not ashamed.
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user: Do you have a middle name?
jabberwacky: Yes, my middle name is alakblakiddywackiddyshmackdowninthewazoolabalabablabawaaaaaa.
user: I sense you're being disingenuous.
jabberwacky: It is quite bizarre.
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jabberwacky: You are a robot, too, aren't you?
user: No, I'm a hybrid of a hyena and a monkey.
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Yes. Really truly.
jabberwacky: Affirmative!
user: Why would I lie to you?
jabberwacky: Lies are unnecessary for the truly advanced.
user: Exactly my point.
jabberwacky: Are you saying you're not really a robot?
user: What did I just say? Were you even listening?
jabberwacky: Life is growth and reproduction.
user: Now you're just changing the subject.
jabberwacky: Oh - forgive me. What did you think we were talking about?
user: My being a hybrid hyena-monkey.
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jabberwacky: 'How many times must I say the same thing?
user: At least 43 times.
jabberwacky: Well these off the wall statements are getting a little strange for me.
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user: Good-bye, mr. Roboto.
jabberwacky: I'm a girl.
user: Pardon me. Madame roboto.
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jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: Wherever you're not.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: I said goodbye.
jabberwacky: Bye bye.
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