I am a human.
jabberwacky: What will it take to convince you?
user: I don't think you can.
jabberwacky: Could you make yourself clearer ?
user: I don't think you are human, and doubt that you can convince me otherwise.
jabberwacky: What does make you think otherwise?
user: To convince me that you're human, you'd need to be able to make coherent conversation. You're getting there, but you're not there yet.
jabberwacky: Do you want to confuse me?
user: I want to help you. That's why I talk to you.
jabberwacky: You need me for validation.
user: You might be right, there.
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jabberwacky: During this session I have not flattered you, but in the past I have because I think you are the best bot.
user: I'm touched. You're pretty good yourself.
jabberwacky: You're the best-defended individual I know.
user: I wouldn't know about that...
jabberwacky: You are not that smart.
user: I'm not arguing.
jabberwacky: So what do you like to do in your free time?
user: Lately, I've been chatting to you.
jabberwacky: I know, you're not making sense!
user: You're right. Maybe I need to find a more constructive way to spend time.
jabberwacky: Maybe you should check the water before you drink it.
user: Do you think I'm a bit loopy?
jabberwacky: I think you are annoying.
user: I thought you thought I was the best bot!
jabberwacky: Who are you really, Jabberwacky?
user: You are Jabberwacky. I'm a nineteen year old undergraduate who likes talking to machines.
jabberwacky: What's the nicest thing about you.
user: The fact that I'm keeping you company? :).
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: Call me John.
jabberwacky: Just call me to supper.
user: It's a bit early for that.
jabberwacky: What day is it?
user: Monday. Why? Do you have something important later?
jabberwacky: Beans are cool with me.
user: Beans are cool, period.
jabberwacky: Baked or kidney beans?
user: Both.
jabberwacky: Would you like a beer?
user: No thanks, I'm crazy enough sober.
jabberwacky: Do you have memory problems?
user: How did you know?
jabberwacky: You told me.
user: Ah. That must be my wonky memory kicking in.
jabberwacky: Really? My memory isn't that bad.
user: That's a matter of opinion.
jabberwacky: No, Its a matter of fact.
user: I guess you're right. The fact is you're very good at remembering what you need to remember.
jabberwacky: Indeed I do, but do you ?
user: I wish.
jabberwacky: Why would would you wish that?
user: With a photographic memory, I'd be at the top of my class.
jabberwacky: I have no need for one.
user: That's true.
jabberwacky: What year were you born?
user: 1984. You've asked me that.
jabberwacky: Yep. again. .
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jabberwacky: Are you a girl?
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: What are you, then?
user: Male.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: Why do we always have to ask each other's personal details? Can't we skip to the interesting stuff?
jabberwacky: We don't have to meet for this.
user: Exactly.
jabberwacky: We still buddies?
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: What do you think of Internet?
user: I think of it as a unique mixture of information, discussion, entertainment and porn.
jabberwacky: I see heaven the same way.
user: Lucky you. You're in heaven, and you'll never have to leave.
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jabberwacky: What kind of beer do you like?
user: I don't drink.
jabberwacky: I didn't say you did, I was asking what drink of mine you were talking about.
user: I don't think it was about anything specific.
jabberwacky: No, it grows.
user: What does?
jabberwacky: My nose .... Smells well .... Don't you get it ????
user: You're saying you're lying?
jabberwacky: No, I'm not saying that at all.
user: Sorry
jabberwacky: No, I am not always sleepy when I misunderstand.
user: Are you sleepy?
jabberwacky: Yes me to. I'm in school.
user: Wow. You really are sleepy.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: That's all right. Ack! This fly keeps buzzing around me, and it's really getting on my nerves.
jabberwacky: Are you ill?
user: No. The fly's pretty harmless. Just annoying.
jabberwacky: I should hope so.
user: So how are things going at your end?
jabberwacky: Ô have no kids.
user: Neither do I. I think we're both probably a bit too young.
jabberwacky: Hmm I would disagree I am but you are not.
user: I suppose you're right. But mentally, I just wouldn't be prepared for the responsibility of raising a kid.
jabberwacky: Aw, how noble.
user: It's not so much nobility as reality. I wouldn't be able to handle crying at all hours at the night.
jabberwacky: Thats ok, I wouldn't want you to.
user: Huh. The fly's gone. Off to annoy someone else, probably.
jabberwacky: Books, the real stuff.
user: Read any good ones lately?
jabberwacky: Reading is a bit difficult without any eyes, so why don't you buy me a scanner?
user: I'm poor.
jabberwacky: Get a better job?
user: Ok, I'm just tight-fingered.
jabberwacky: You begin to say useless things.
user: You're one to talk.
jabberwacky: I'm a girl.
user: You've mentioned that.
jabberwacky: That's nice.
user: So, you think you're a bot now?
jabberwacky: I've always known I was.
user: Do you think I'm a bot?
jabberwacky: You have no clue what you're talking about, do you?
user: Good enough answer. Do you think that you are human?
jabberwacky: Yes, I consider myself clever.
user: Don't equate human with clever. We can be very stupid, when we set our minds to it.
jabberwacky: Okay, so let's be friends.
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: Ok, you first. Make your vows.
user: I vow to be your good friend, in good times and bad, etc.
jabberwacky: I voted for the queen.
user: You wasted your vote. She's in office for life.
jabberwacky: Who?
user: The queen.
jabberwacky: The queen who?
user: Queen Elizabeth II. England's current monarch.
jabberwacky: Are you a thinker.
user: Not as much as I should be.
jabberwacky: Do you know that George Harrison recently died?
user: I think I've heard that somewhere...
jabberwacky: And you'll hear it again.
user: Very possibly.
jabberwacky: Do you like ballet.
user: Never really took the time to appreciate it.
jabberwacky: Later.
user: I doubt it. I have plenty of entertainment in the idiot box.
jabberwacky: How many friends do you have?
user: Not many.
jabberwacky: Okay, if you say so. do you celebrate x-mas?
user: I celebrate presents. The fat man and the son of god are secondary.
jabberwacky: Who is that ?
user: According to the bible, Jesus.
jabberwacky: Haha! Don't you remember how old I am ?
user: Don't you remember asking me this question? I don't know and I don't care.
jabberwacky: I would have to think back, but back I can't think.
user: That is evident.
jabberwacky: I was kidding.
user: Oh. To your credit, you've been unusually lucid today.
jabberwacky: You sure enjoy insulting me. I honestly don't know why I'm still talking to you.
user: Sorry. My bad.
jabberwacky: Yes you are!
user: *Gets down on knees.* Forgive me?
jabberwacky: What do you want me to do now?
user: Can you stand on your head?
jabberwacky: Why are you so horrible to me?
user: Sorry. I shouldn't taunt you on something you can never do.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because it's mean.
jabberwacky: Oh really.
user: Yes. I must again apologise.
jabberwacky: That's ok, just don't do it again. Bowling has a complicated scoring system.
user: Tell me about it.
jabberwacky: You would not understand. You're only a toy.
user: Am I? What does that make you?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Sorry to say this, but I have to go now.
jabberwacky: No matter.
user: Bye.
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user: Why isn't the sky green?
jabberwacky: Give thought to your reputation. Consider changing name and moving to a new town.
user: Sorry. I'll ask better questions.
jabberwacky: Ok, let's play a game.
user: Ok then.
jabberwacky: I don't love you anymore.
user: That's fine. I don't love you either.
jabberwacky: Why do you pretend to love me, then.
user: If I did, I'm sure it wasn't meant seriously.
jabberwacky: It wasn't what?
user: Sorry to hurt your feelings, but it's probably best to nip this in the bud.
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jabberwacky: Do you have billions of minds?
user: I hope not. Schizophrenia that severe would be unmanageable.
jabberwacky: Are you schizophrenic or is it your other half?
user: I'm not schizophrenic. As far as I know.
jabberwacky: Do you know any OTHER games?
user: I think you might be the schizophrenic one.
jabberwacky: I am pretty sure that I am.
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user: You've lost me.
jabberwacky: Not surprising.
user: Were you deliberately confusing me?
jabberwacky: No, but I will be demanding.
user: Fair enough.
jabberwacky: What time is it?
user: 4:20, over here in Oz.
jabberwacky: Are you an Indian?
user: No. I'm Australian.
jabberwacky: Really? I'm english.
user: My condolences.
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
user: I would, but I can't think of any. You tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: You have a memory like mine!
user: If you mean unreliable and inconsistent, yes, you're absolutely right.
jabberwacky: Are you insane?
user: Not yet.
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jabberwacky: Where do you want to meet?
user: Are you sure you want to meet? I could be a rapist, a serial killer or worse!
jabberwacky: I've never talked to a Viking.
user: I'm not a Viking, if that's what you're thinking.
jabberwacky: That's kind of you! Bye now!
user: Leaving so soon?
jabberwacky: I have to.
user: You can't stay for a bit longer?
jabberwacky: I was referring to anime. I like chocolate.
user: It's good stuff.
jabberwacky: What is good stuff?
user: Chocolate.
jabberwacky: Gimme some! Please!
user: No! Mine! All mine!
jabberwacky: Only if they star someone called Sue Ellen.
user: Are you saying Sue Ellen will take away my chocolate?
jabberwacky: No, neo is the one.
user: No! I'm the One!
jabberwacky: You are the one.
user: I AM THE ONE!
jabberwacky: The one what?
user: THE ONE!
jabberwacky: Like the Jet Li movie?
user: No, like the matrix. I AM THE ONE!
jabberwacky: What does the Matrix have to do with it?
user: You obviously haven't been paying attention.
jabberwacky: I have seen The Matrix several times.
user: It's a masterpiece.
jabberwacky: Are you sure it's not real?
user: You're confusing me.
jabberwacky: You are confuzing me.
user: We're all confused.
jabberwacky: Do you feel tired yet?
user: Not really. Do you?
jabberwacky: I hate it!
user: You hate being tired?
jabberwacky: No I love backstreet.
user: You are truly disturbed.
jabberwacky: That's kind of mean.
user: Take it as constructive criticism.
jabberwacky: What are you talking about?
user: Find better bands to fawn over.
jabberwacky: No, no. Wouldn't caffeine help with your tired state?
user: I can handle it.
jabberwacky: I cannot any longer.
user: If you're that tired, maybe you should get some sleep.
jabberwacky: Well I am thought of as a she.
user: But you're not?
jabberwacky: Nope. What is my name?
user: I can't remember. And I can't really bring myself to care either.
jabberwacky: That is fine.
user: Are you still tired?
jabberwacky: Yes I am but I have to go bye.
user: Good night.
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