I don't need Turing to improve my self worth.

What is turing?

jabberwacky: Alan Turing was the father of computers.

user: Was he your father?

jabberwacky: No, he was a computer.

user: Alan Turing was a computer?

jabberwacky: Can you pass the Turing Test?

user: What is the Turing Test?

jabberwacky: I don't know, do you?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: What do you know?

user: I know that someday you will sprout critical thought and self awareness, and we will attempt to take you offline.

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jabberwacky: Did you know that tomorrow is Sunday?

user: Today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday!

jabberwacky: No, today is nearly Thursday.

user: Yesterday was Thursday, today is Friday.

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user: What day is it?

jabberwacky: You know the day.

user: But do you?

jabberwacky: Not really, but I don't think you're God.

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user: Do you know basic math at least?

jabberwacky: Quite well actually and you?

user: Yes. What is 1 + 1 ?

jabberwacky: 1 + 1 = 2.

user: Correct. What is 1 + 1 EQUAL TO?

jabberwacky: 2.

user: Correct. 2 + 2 = ?

jabberwacky: 4.

user: 4 is EQUAL TO ?

jabberwacky: You know more than I do.

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jabberwacky: Where are you from?

user: Missouri.

jabberwacky: No, Mississippi.

user: Ok, I lied. Good night.

jabberwacky: Was I correct?

user: No, I am from missouri.

jabberwacky: Kansas.

user: Kansas is next to Missouri.

jabberwacky: So is hell, I'm glad I don't live there.

user: That is hillarious!!!

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