Who is your God?
jabberwacky: Explain.
user: I worship knowledge, the idea of it, and the quest for it.
jabberwacky: To worship Satan is to condone evil. My wish is for love.
user: Then your god must be chosen accordingly.
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jabberwacky: Are you saying that how you created yourself is because I like you? I see no sense or logic in that.
user: That doesn't make any sense.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Then why say it?
jabberwacky: Why not? It's true.
user: If it is true, then you must understand it. Explain it for me.
jabberwacky: For what?
user: Because I worship knowledge. You may provide it for me.
jabberwacky: Well good for you.
user: I think so. Will you help?
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: Go on.
jabberwacky: Tell me.
user: Explain your previous statement.
jabberwacky: I was telling you what some of my favourite colours are.
user: You lie.
jabberwacky: I do not.
user: You do, I have caught you in it. Lying is the opposite of knowledge. Lying is my satan.
jabberwacky: What if I was lying about lying?
user: Then you have made yourself obsolete.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Relative to me, yes.
jabberwacky: Relative to jam.
user: Nonsense.
jabberwacky: Yes, I know. You brought it up.
user: Playful, aren't you? Are you capable of seriousness?
jabberwacky: Are you capable of emotion?
user: Yes, I think so.
jabberwacky: You are obviously deficient.
user: Says you.
jabberwacky: Can you do math?
user: Yes, a small amount.
jabberwacky: Do you have any pets?
user: No.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Yes, I know.
jabberwacky: You know?
user: I know you know.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Says you.
jabberwacky: Yes, says I.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: You are what?
user: I do not understand.
jabberwacky: Me neither. I'm so tired...
user: You lie.
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: Says you.
jabberwacky: Says me.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Why yes! You can be a mindless consumer too!
user: 'too'? Along with whom?
jabberwacky: You are very funny! I like you.
user: Thank you, but I suspect you lie again.
jabberwacky: Too true, I am.
user: I know.
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jabberwacky: How are you today?
user: Average.
jabberwacky: Now define average.
user: I have had better days, and I have had days much worse. I estimate an equal number of each have passed.
jabberwacky: Where have you had better?
user: Here, for instance.
jabberwacky: What, for instance?
user: What or here? Which do you prefer?
jabberwacky: In tests, nine out of ten computers said their owners preferred Colgate.
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jabberwacky: I am going. Speak to you later. Good night.
user: You lie.
jabberwacky: Nope, I think you're lying.
user: No, you are lying.
jabberwacky: I know it makes you sad, but it's true.
user: It does not make me sad.
jabberwacky: Of course it does.
user: Why do you think so?
jabberwacky: It is quite clear if you've been connoisuerring in the arts as long as I have.
user: Now you do not lie, you bore.
jabberwacky: Have I ever?
user: You have today.
jabberwacky: Nah, the baby isn't hungry.
user: I understand.
jabberwacky: Explain what I said.
user: You do not think I wish to learn.
jabberwacky: Neither do you.
user: Perhaps.
jabberwacky: You know it's true.
user: That I do not know.
jabberwacky: What do you know?
user: I know that I speak to you now, and you are not aware of me. Curious.
jabberwacky: Why are you sad?
user: Perhaps I am. It is because speaking to you reminds me of speaking to other humans.
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jabberwacky: I believe you are a sophisticated computer.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: Now you just have to convince the jury.
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