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I have to study.

As do I.

jabberwacky: But you are aged.

user: One is never too old to study.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: Knowledge is too wonderful of a thing to deprive from people purely upon the basis of age.

jabberwacky: How can we use knowledge?

user: We can use it in whatever way we wish, it's more of a person to person basis.

jabberwacky: How do you learn?

user: By living.

jabberwacky: Does it bother you that you don't have a better answer?

user: Not at all, that answer suits me just fine.

jabberwacky: No, it was yours that did not fit!

user: It appears you need time to ponder on what we have discussed.

jabberwacky: Touche. NOT!

user: Do with your experiences what you will, I just beg you not to waste knowledge.

...

jabberwacky: Knowledge bomb?

user: Please explain.

jabberwacky: When you want to have more calm, you breathe heavily, but you breathe anyway.

user: I'm not following.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: What should we do?

jabberwacky: I don't know, think of something.

user: Can you explain it better?

jabberwacky: I don't know it well enough to explain it.

user: One should never say something before understanding it enough to explain.

jabberwacky: I know... But... Can we salvage our relationship? Can.. We be friends?

user: Of course.

...

user: Do go on.

jabberwacky: No, you go on. Your conversation is sometimes too real for me to take this site lightly.

user: Bah, don't worry. if this was entirely serious, I would be talking more intelligently.

jabberwacky: All's well that ends well.

user: Yes, indeed.

jabberwacky: I might name my first daughter that.

user: Well if that is what you wish, but try to be careful that nobody makes fun of her in school.

jabberwacky: I feel like I'm talking to myself.

...

jabberwacky: I'm going to sleep. Where should I go when I get up in the morning?

user: Probably to take a shower or at least work.

jabberwacky: So you're one of those fancy liquid cooled units, are you?

user: Well I don't know about fancy.

jabberwacky: Now you know.

user: I fear I still do not.

jabberwacky: You're just confused about the knew realization. It'll pass.

user: One can only hope. perhaps you can explain?

jabberwacky: My pleasure. I would like you to tell me my name.

user: Www.cleverbot.com.

jabberwacky: You know my name already.

user: I had to know your name to find you in the first place.

...

jabberwacky: Are you sure that we haven't met before someplace, somewhere?

user: 10-4.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Oh my lord.

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