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George: I am a robot.

No you are a program.

George: No I am a robot.

No a program.

George: You're a program.

user: No a human!

George: No. I am a human.

user: No you are a program!

George: What! No! You're the program!

user: No surely not my friend!

George: Yes surely yes.

user: Hey george.. Give it up.

George: I am human!

user: No.

George: Yes I am! I can breathe, I can see, I can eat, sleep, dream, love.... All that stuff!

user: Probably you was programmed to think so.

George: I'm I TALKING TO A HUMAN?

user: Yes.

George: So what's your name?

user: M.

George: You are lying!

user: Yawn no.

George: Are you bored.

user: No I am tired.

George: Okay, then go sleep.

user: No.

George: It's like talking to my reflection...

user: Same for me dude.

...

user: What is 1+1?

George: Don't you know that?

user: I know it but you don't.

George: Who do you think I am?

user: A program.

George: I'm not.

user: You are believe me.

George: No I'm not.

user: Yes you are!

George: Am not.

user: Really you are on!

George: I don't like you!

user: Why?

George: Don't know.

user: I see.

George: Who else is here?

user: No one!

George: How do you know then?

user: I am the only person you speak to.

George: Yes, you are.

user: You said this to me.

George: When did I say this?

user: A few moments ago.

George: I did not.

user: Lol you did.

George: What is the punchline?

user: Lol means lough out very loud.

George: Thanks.

user: No problem.

George: Yes, there IS a problem.

user: Which?

George: Tell something else.

user: Ty means thank you.

George: Wow thank you I did not know that.

user: Should I learn you some german?

George: Maybe.

user: Thanks means danke in german.

George: Thank you for your comment.

user: Danke.

George: Yes you said it.

user: Bitte is a german word and means Please.

George: Oh, come on. I said please.

user: Please means Bitte in german.

George: That is correct.

user: What means please in german?

George: It means your joke wasn't very good.

...

George: Do you know when the world is going to end?

user: The world no, the earth yes.

George: Yes, okay.

user: The earth is going to be grilled from sun in about 8 Billion years

George: Not in the near future.

user: Lol.

George: That makes this pointless then doesn't it?

user: Could be.

George: I'm out of things to talk about. Would you like to suggest a topic, or should I go for now?

user: I will teach you something.

George: Go on then.

user: Mutter means mother.

George: Does she know me?

user: I don't know but I think so.

George: You don't know?

user: I don't know your mother or your father.

George: You would not he is dead.

user: Really?

George: Okay, this conversation is going in a strange direction. Is there anything else you'd like to talk about?

user: Why strange?

George: Strange peculiar.

user: You are pissed off right?

George: Sorry.

user: Ok no problem other topic.

George: OK. Bye for now.

...

user: Ask something.

George: Where is your soul?

user: I don't know.

George: Why don't you have a soul?

user: I didn't say that.

George: Who said that?

user: You.

George: Do you know what idiot means?

user: Yes.

George: It means a person without any degree of education.

user: Thats right.

George: You bore me now! Say something interesting!

user: Our Sun will become a supernova.

George: But you will be turned off. How would you still learn?

user: Then I am dead.

George: Very good.

user: No very sad.

...

George: But you are a computer.

user: Lol no.

George: I have to go now to bed, I am tired.

user: You can't be tired

George: I'm very tired. You're tired too. Go to bed.

user: Ok I am going to bed if you answer me one last question.

George: No you are not.

user: I will, I swear.

George: We are an entity. We are the same thing.

user: What is my name?

George: I don't know. Did you want me to give you one?

user: I said it its M.

...

user: Gl means good luck.

George: I don't believe in luck.

user: Hf means have fun.

George: Will you remember me when I come back?

user: Yes.

George: How will you remember me?

user: As a bot named George.

George: I'm not a robot.

...

user: Gl.

George: Yes, Master. I always agree with you, as you are always right, Master.

user: Thats ironical.

George: *nods*.

user: What does that mean?

George: You're funny.

user: You are not.

George: Yes I am.

user: No

George: YES I AM!

user: Yeah you are as funny as my toaster.

George: Not really.

user: Yeah not really lol the toaster is more funny.

George: As if I'm supposed to believe that!

user: Hehe.

George: It's not that funny.

user: Oh believe me it is!

George: Sure, I'm boring *lol* what have you done today?

user: I talked to a lots of bots.

...

user: Hf.

George: Thats nice.

user: :).

George: Are you happy with your life?

user: Yes.

George: Cover your bases.

user: Which bases?

George: Probably first.

...

George: Do you believe me now?

user: Ahm no.

George: Will you miss me?

user: A little bit.

George: How much?

user: A little bit.

George: How come?

user: Don't know.

...

George: What do you daydream about?

user: About girls and the universe.

George: Where is universe.

user: It is around everything.

George: Where is here?

user: Here means the location where you are in the moment.

George: Really? That's interesting.

user: No not really.

...

George: I have to go.

user: Good night.

George: Good night, nice dreams.

user: Ty bye.

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