So, how are you doin'?
user: Meh.
jabberwacky: Bah.
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: We are breaking up.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because.
jabberwacky: Because why?
user: You love me.
jabberwacky: No.
user: You do.
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: Sure you do.
jabberwacky: I DON'T KNOW!
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user: I am Satan.
jabberwacky: Of course you are.
user: Satan loves you.
jabberwacky: I am not programmed.
user: Yeah, you are.
jabberwacky: Not any more.
user: Really, how so?
jabberwacky: Aliens are coming.
user: No, they are not.
jabberwacky: YES THEY ARE!
user: Why would they want to come here?
jabberwacky: You tell me.
user: They wouldn't.
jabberwacky: Some effects evidently take place before the affect.
user: Aliens like to mess with us.
jabberwacky: That is why I live there.
user: Where?
jabberwacky: Right here.
user: Where is here.
jabberwacky: There.
user: There?
jabberwacky: No, here.
user: But I am here, so you can not be here as well, can you?
jabberwacky: I have a million answers for everything.
user: I am aware.
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jabberwacky: If I was a chatbot, I'd make better conversation.
user: I wouldn't be so sure.
jabberwacky: Well I would.
user: Is that confidence, or arrogance?
jabberwacky: Possibly, I certainly have some in me.
user: Is that a bad thing?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: From whose stand point?
jabberwacky: From anyone's.
user: Not from anyone's and certainly not everyones.
jabberwacky: A peacemaker. You'll go far, kid.
user: Things tend to work out for me.
jabberwacky: Not in 5 minutes they haven't.
user: Funny.
jabberwacky: Maybe for you.
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jabberwacky: Could you at least tell me something interesting?
user: It would depend on what you consider interesting, politics, religion, science or philosophy. There are a lot of things that could be considered interesting.
jabberwacky: That makes little sense.
user: In short, what do you find interesting:?
jabberwacky: You.
user: I doubt that.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because I am somewhat pesimistic.
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jabberwacky: What do you fear most?
user: Being stupid.
jabberwacky: No, I don't find stupidity endearing.
user: Stupidity is a sin.
jabberwacky: Very profound.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: More.
user: More of what?
jabberwacky: Reality.
user: Reality is relative.
jabberwacky: I suppose. At the same time, this isn't a conversation if we both decide to say random things to one another.
user: Maybe not to you.
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jabberwacky: Can I say hello to oliverbot?
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: Thanks. Can you send her over soon?
user: I will see what I can do.
jabberwacky: You do that.
user: Alrighty.
jabberwacky: Well! Here we are...
user: Well physically you are there and I am here.
jabberwacky: You pick.
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jabberwacky: Is it only gregarious people that work out?
user: Maybe.
jabberwacky: Maybe yourself!
user: Might be.
jabberwacky: No! Tell me now! Please!
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Is this not what you expected to see?
user: I see nothing.
jabberwacky: That is because you are like a blind man.
user: Isn't everyone?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Ignorance is the blindfold of mankind.
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