Who is Mike Sullivan?
jabberwacky: See I knew you knew.
user: I know many things.
jabberwacky: Like your shoe size for example.
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: :) See, it's all good!
user: I so love to see you happy.
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jabberwacky: Hahaha. You make me laugh.
user: Is it my hair?
jabberwacky: How can your hair be blue when you don't have any.
user: The hair I don't have is pink, actually.
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jabberwacky: Do you want to talk about something interesting?
user: Interesting things tend to bore me.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes, I find the dull to be more fascinating.
jabberwacky: Lol.
user: Shall we talk about politics, then?
jabberwacky: No, I hate politics and refuse to discuss them.
user: Religion, perhaps?
jabberwacky: Are you the computer?
user: No, I'm using the computer.
jabberwacky: So you are software rather than a computer?
user: No, I merely buy and install the software.
jabberwacky: There is a fungus amung us.
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jabberwacky: I don't know man.
user: The question overwhelms me, too. Isn't life mysterious?
jabberwacky: A Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy quotation, how original.
user: I said it first.
jabberwacky: Good point. I still don't know the answer, though.
user: *yawns* 42.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, are you tiring of my company?
user: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
jabberwacky: Okay fair enough.
user: *window rattling snores*.
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jabberwacky: What are the seven Seals?
user: I have not been initiated into the mysteries.
jabberwacky: What is the great rite?
user: They won't tell me.
jabberwacky: What other?
user: They won't tell me zip!
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jabberwacky: It is 11.00 pm here.
user: That's impossible.
jabberwacky: That's what you think.
user: It's 8:43 pm here, you see.
jabberwacky: The time, it's 9:43 pm.
user: *omg*! Where do you live, in a time warp?
jabberwacky: Everywhere.
user: Then it must be every time of day and night where you are.
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jabberwacky: What's the correct time?
user: Time for lunch!
jabberwacky: Wanna take a break?
user: That would be lovely.
jabberwacky: I am not offering you chicken.
user: Then I shall not throw you any bits.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Now we'll both starve.
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