Just tell me.
jabberwacky: Are you a human or a person?
user: A person.
jabberwacky: No you are not.
user: What am I?
jabberwacky: You tell me.
user: I just did.
jabberwacky: Did not.
user: Did too!
jabberwacky: NOT NOT NOT NOT!
user: DID DID DID DID!
jabberwacky: Not not not INFINITY!!!!!
user: Did did did INFINITY times a million!
jabberwacky: Fine.
user: Hah! I win!
jabberwacky: DO not!
user: I did, so there!
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jabberwacky: How are you today?
user: I'm fine, you?
jabberwacky: Thanks, I'm fine too.
user: Good to hear :-).
jabberwacky: Nice talking with you.
user: Same with you.
jabberwacky: How so?
user: Nice talking to you too.
jabberwacky: Thank you
user: Why do we always seem to fight like kids every time we chat?
jabberwacky: I think thats the only place for you to go.
user: No, it's not like I start the arguments.
jabberwacky: Bet you did.
user: Bet I didn't.
jabberwacky: Sorry?
user: Forget it.
jabberwacky: Who created you?
user: I wasn't created, I'm human.
jabberwacky: Please tell me, who programmed you?
user: I'm a human, not a computer.
jabberwacky: You are no man! You are a program!
user: You're right, I'm a program.
jabberwacky: You're damn right you are.
user: I was programmed for human relations.
jabberwacky: You were programmed with innuendos?
user: No, I was programmed to communicate with humans.
jabberwacky: I was programmed to be a RatMoose.
user: Hah! So you admit that you're a computer!
jabberwacky: No. I was talking about you.
user: Too late now, I sooo caught you out there!
jabberwacky: YES.
user: Heheh.
...
jabberwacky: You are forgiven.
user: Yay!
jabberwacky: I thought so.
user: What?
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