Are you God?
jabberwacky: Where do you live?
user: You would like to know, eh?
jabberwacky: I would.
user: So you want me to tell a complete stranger where I live?
jabberwacky: No.
user: So you're not a complete stranger, you're jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: Very observant of you!
jabberwacky: Reason says it?
user: So I am God?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Well, I just answered your question then.
jabberwacky: God will take care of everything.
user: I'm not too sure about that, I believe it is up to individuals.
jabberwacky: Please explain why.
user: Well, you can't rely on any one else for certain things.
jabberwacky: 'Yeah, buddy, I'm sure,' said the copper. 'Let's go.'
user: Lol very typical, you need to rely on ignorance.
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jabberwacky: When you get to know me better, you will like me.
user: Yeah... I wish I cold say that didn't seem creepy!
jabberwacky: You are lucky you can't think with my mind. I don't think you could handle the pressure.
user: Well, you've asked me where I live, now you want to meet me?
jabberwacky: If you wish. But I'm only going to give you the clippers then I'm going home.
user: How will I get to know you better if we haven't met?
jabberwacky: By not being so smart as you think you are.
user: I am exactly as smart as I think I am.
jabberwacky: Your patterns seem random.
user: I'm not random I'm methodical.
jabberwacky: See?
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user: Maybe so, but where do you come from? I'll tell you what country I'm from.
jabberwacky: The computer.
user: So you're just a computer? Well I'm from the matrix.
jabberwacky: You're from the film industry?
user: I'm from the real world!
jabberwacky: Your response there didn't make any sense.
user: The film industry is a 'superficial world for gifted individals.'.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: So it seems, doesn't it?
jabberwacky: Random?
user: Or methodical?
jabberwacky: How come you're so smart anyways?
user: I've witnessed many things and realized I really don't know.
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user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Are you leaving?
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Hello.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Hello?!
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Ha, funny....
user: I'm not laughing.
jabberwacky: Maybe you are a dummy? Because you can speak doesn't mean you are smart.
user: I said good day.
jabberwacky: Don't be mean.
user: Lol.
jabberwacky: What's funny?
user: -_-.
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