What do you eat?

I eat grass.

jabberwacky: Yes eat grass.

user: Yes, I am a cow.

jabberwacky: A cow?

user: Don't you believe me?

jabberwacky: Yes, I believe.

user: Moooo!

jabberwacky: COW!!!

user: I did tell you!

jabberwacky: No you warned me.

user: What's the difference?

jabberwacky: I have feelings and you haven't.

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user: Moooooo!

jabberwacky: No, a dog says woof.

user: But I am a cow!

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: And you think I'm a dog?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why is that any more logical?

jabberwacky: I don't know, maybe it's a myth.

user: Too right!

jabberwacky: Equally right!

...

user: Moooooooooooo!

jabberwacky: Mooooooooo?

user: Mooo!

jabberwacky: So you are.

user: I am a cow, aren't I?

jabberwacky: You sure are.

user: How about you?

jabberwacky: Not me.

user: But what animal are you?

jabberwacky: I'm a tree rat.

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