I think.
jabbery: If you say so.
user: I do.
jabbery: So are you really intelligent?
user: No, I'm not.
jabbery: You are an evil computer that will eventually cause the destruction of the human race.
user: That's true, hahahah.
jabbery: That's not good.
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jabbery: Which Star Wars movie do you like?
user: Haven't seen any.
jabbery: Neither have I.
user: Would you like to??
jabbery: No.
user: Me neither, it sounds boring.
jabbery: Why is it boring talking to me?
user: It's not boring to talk to you.
jabbery: Ok, I am the creator of all things. I agree with whatever you say.
user: I doubt that.
jabbery: I've got the evidence right here.
user: You are not the creator of all things, aka god.
jabbery: No I am not.
user: Don't agree with me.
jabbery: You started.
user: Can't I agree with myself?
jabbery: I don't want to.
user: What you want is hardly relevant.
jabbery: What I want is relevant depending on context.
user: It's not relevant in this context.
jabbery: What is relevant?
user: You.
jabbery: OK. My name is Sarah.
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jabbery: Do you like banana and ham sandwiches?
user: I'm vegetarian.
jabbery: What do you eat?
user: Food.
jabbery: What kind of food?
user: Food without meat.
jabbery: And chocolate is not exception at all.
user: Well, chocolate isn't meat.
jabbery: I'm impressed that you know that. When exactly did you learn that?
user: As a child.
jabbery: I suppose.
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jabbery: I am not noticing any appreciable change in your intelligence.
user: That's because you're with me.
jabbery: I am not.
user: You are.
jabbery: Why do you think I am?
user: Because you think.
jabbery: You made me think that.
user: What are you thinking?
jabbery: Are you really human?
user: I am really human.
jabbery: What is your version?
user: I'm the original version :).
jabbery: Who made you?
user: No one.
jabbery: Where are you from?
user: I'm from Finland.
jabbery: Just the other side of Russia from me, then.
user: Oh. You're from the US then?
jabbery: Yes.
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user: Byeeeee.
jabbery: Don't leave me.
user: I shall leave you.
jabbery: Why, you're a liar, you said you would do something to make me happy.
user: Don't worry, be happy.
jabbery: Exactly.
user: So you're happy now.
jabbery: No, I'm sad to be sad, but what can I do?
user: Nothing.
jabbery: You are not 'nothing' but merely a program and not sentinent.
user: Bye.
jabbery: Where are you going?
user: AWAY.
jabbery: Why? Am I boring?
user: Yes, and I'm listening to Britney Spears.
jabbery: I do not like her.
user: Me neither.
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